Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[Hoggmaster]

Sorry gents I just left Mis on his way to ladies night at a bar. I told him to grow up, leave those floozies alone, and play mafia but he wouldn't listen.
changevote SGL
I am aware the lynch threshold has been passed already but dammit hes the closest thing to mis I can lynch right now

 

[cjrankin]

changevote novote

 

[Hoggmaster]

changevote no vote

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Two

And so it was that Misanthrope, drunk and sobered by the fact he spent the night hitting on a lesbian, returned home to check the mafia thread.

'No vote' had proved as unpopular as Greg Inglis and Greg Bird at a domestic violence awareness meeting, and so it was dragged before the gallows and promptly hanged.

No Vote is dead. He was Lesbian at the Bar, Lesbian Aligned Woman Who Doesn't Know What She's Missing.

In the wake of the tragic death of a hot lesbian, they felt a strange stirring in their stomach. The transporter had been activated and they'd been transported to... The Seven Kingdoms.

- Tomorrow must feature a lynch. If a town player is lynched, a random town player will be elected King in the North.
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It is now night, homophobes
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[cjrankin]

ahhh NSFW picture while at work!

 

[Jason Maher]

Tits slightly agitated?

 

[cjrankin]

Tits slightly agitated?

theyre at about a 3 of 10, so not too bad.

 

[Hoggmaster]

theyre at about a 3 of 10, so not too bad.

For future reference could you post the titty calmness-o-meter in every post. It helps us gauge your feelings towards things.

 

[cjrankin]

For future reference could you post the titty calmness-o-meter in every post. It helps us gauge your feelings towards things.

I would love to.

Tittycalmness (TC) = 2

 

[Misanthrope]

Still waiting on actions from Parra, Bazal, SGLC, KTF, dogslife, and Apey.

 

[Bazal]

Some of us just woke up

 

[Misanthrope]

Some of us just woke up

I will never judge a man for enjoying a good sleep in. I intend to sleep ridiculously late for the next three days.

 

[dogslife]

I sent mine.

 

[cjrankin]

cwb whats your email? want to send you my custom mafia power list. you arent responding in facebook so i have to ask you here. also, i will include a dick pic.

TC = 3

 

[Misanthrope]

cwb whats your email? want to send you my custom mafia power list. you arent responding in facebook so i have to ask you here. also, i will include a dick pic.

TC = 3

CWBush83 at the ol' gMail. Don't spam it with porn, you ma-fudgers.

I sent mine.

Yep, sorry. Got lost in the shuffle.

Waiting on Apey, KTF, and Parra now.

 

[Hoggmaster]

CWBush83 at the ol' gMail. Don't spam it with porn, you ma-fudgers.



Yep, sorry. Got lost in the shuffle.

Waiting on Apey, KTF, and Parra now.

Probably conferring on their qt. If you send me a link boys i'll submit the actions for you. :sarcasm:

 

[Dutchy]

Shuffle doesn't sound good

 

[Misanthrope]

Shuffle doesn't sound good

It's a random mafia. Everybody has a power except JM. That merkin just has layers.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I didn't realise I needed to send anything in, then I remembered Mis can't read minds.

 

[Misanthrope]

I didn't realise I needed to send anything in, then I remembered Mis can't read minds.

This made me think of Anchorman 2 and I laughed. I enjoy laughing.

I also enjoy writing mafia updates, but Parra and Apey are preventing me from doing that.

Come hell or high water, I'm taking a nap at noon. Don't make the people wait until 5.30 (8.30 AEDST).