Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[9701]

Vote parra and apey megavote

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Pretty sure whatever Apey is doing will be aimed at Drew.

 

[Dutchy]

Curse you merkins who still possess actions

If this shuffle of actions goes bad for town.. Nighty night.

 

[Hoggmaster]

It's a random mafia. Everybody has a power except JM. That merkin just has layers.

Next random mafia i'm submitting an onion character.

 

[Hoggmaster]

I also enjoy writing mafia updates, but Parra and Apey are preventing me from doing that.

Come hell or high water, I'm taking a nap at noon. Don't make the people wait until 5.30 (8.30 AEDST).

Parra and Apey send me your actions, I'll write the update so Mis can catch up on his beauty sleep. Big night tonight so we need Mis well rested.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Pretty sure whatever Apey is doing will be aimed at Drew.

:lol: Pretty much.

 

[Misanthrope]

Parra and Apey send me your actions, I'll write the update so Mis can catch up on his beauty sleep. Big night tonight so we need Mis well rested.

Tonight's a big night? I was contemplating a night in with a pizza and some Elder Scrolls Online & mafia.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Tonight's a big night? I was contemplating a night in with a pizza and some Elder Scrolls Online & mafia.

Lev's birthday and a certain Chinese drummers concert. Don't wus out on me Bush. Also the fact you didnt tell people to not send their actions to me in that post is tacit consent. All actions to me fellas.

 

[Misanthrope]

Lev's birthday and a certain Chinese drummers concert. Don't wus out on me Bush. Also the fact you didnt tell people to not send their actions to me in that post is tacit consent. All actions to me fellas.

We'll see how I feel after some sleep. I had a late one last night while you were at home being lame/making a poster.

 

[Drew-Sta]

So Bushy, exactly what did transpire between you and the lesbian? When did you find out?

Also, doesn't a lesbian make perfect sense to have as a wingman? Have a think - you ca nsend her in first to establish connection, determine whether they're lesbian or not (which optimises the usage of time in your scouting) and then when the confirmation is that she likes guys, you can then be 'introduced' by your female friend.

You can thank me later.

 

[Misanthrope]

So Bushy, exactly what did transpire between you and the lesbian? When did you find out?

Also, doesn't a lesbian make perfect sense to have as a wingman? Have a think - you ca nsend her in first to establish connection, determine whether they're lesbian or not (which optimises the usage of time in your scouting) and then when the confirmation is that she likes guys, you can then be 'introduced' by your female friend.

You can thank me later.

I figured it out when she gave terrible head.

Nah, I knew most of the time we were talking. She was a cool chick to chat with, and I've not really had a lot of opportunities to chat with lesbian or truly bisexual girls in the past.

Her straight friend was hitting on me, but I wasn't buying what she was selling.

I'd tear the lesbian up though. Something about her being chesty and unattainable. She would make a top wingwoman though.

 

[dogslife]

I thought this thread was for mafia, not for whispering sweet nothings to each other

 

[Apey]

It's okay I'm here.

Kill Drew, thanks.

 

[butchmcdick]

 

[Drew-Sta]

It's okay I'm here.

Kill Drew, thanks.

Day 2 Update​

There was anger in his eyes. He disliked the cut of his jib. But that was just who the target was; bumbling, kind and helpful.

"You're mafia, I know it!" he yelled.

"Don't be rediculous," the man replied.

Yet the evil villain roared as he tore the man apart.

All mourned at his death.

Drew-Sta is dead. He was Balki Bartokomous, town aligned perfect stranger.

 

[BunniesMan]

Parra and Apey send me your actions, I'll write the update so Mis can catch up on his beauty sleep. Big night tonight so we need Mis well rested.

How can people send you their actions when you're playing. You could be Mafia, and even if you're town that still isn't fair

 

[Dutchy]

:lol:

Mensa for sure.

 

[Bazzi]

So BM. Much dumb. Wow.

 

[9701]

How can people send you their actions when you're playing. You could be Mafia, and even if you're town that still isn't fair

Dear sweet lord you must sit for hours pondering how to make yourself look like a dickhead.

 

[mickyj]

gee good catch BM.......