As the sun set and people prepared for another night of bloodshed, brutality, and scat - the bearer of the Commandments spoke up again.
Thou shalt honour thy mother and they father
What relevance this had to the conflict at hand was not readily apparent.
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Irate at both his failure the previous night and the continued sledging he'd copped from certain quarters, the handsome man tried once again to put somebody in his place.
Freed from the constraints of religious dogma, he still found himself unable to approach his target due to the overwhelming stink of shit.
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The musician had hoped to investigate somebody's dirty deeds, but instead found himself wined, dined, and 69ed by the attractive woman.
That's one way to honour your father, I guess.
Elsewhere, the man in leather and chains got up close and personal with his target. It was uncomfortable for everybody involved.
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The newly elected King in the North looked to make a positive contribution with his first act, and sought out one he thought may have been a threat.
King in the North and wolf friend though he may be, he was no match for the tranquiliser of Siberian tigers.
Vladimir Putin is not dead. He is Vladimir Putin, ??? Aligned Totalitarian Dictator.
For the second night running, the desperate girl found herself looking for love in all the wrong places.
"Will you be my boyfriend?" she asked the older gentleman hopefully.
Before he could answer, though, somebody had kicked his f**king head off.
Dutchy is dead. He was Angus Young, Town Aligned AC/DC Legend.
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Wile E. Coyote found himself distracted by a fabled sea creature. He'd not be using his trap that night.
For some reason that only he could know, the footballer tried his best to kill his only friend. Thankfully, he was still no more able to be killed than he had been the previous night when the trap had misfired.
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And finally, the smelly bogan kept looking for friends.
Oh, and the headline:
cjrankin tried to kill KTF
