Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[Hoggmaster]

CJ and BM are both claiming investigator. One is likely to be mafia. I'll double vote BM as outing a cult member doesnt clear him in my view.

 

[Dutchy]

CJ has said he is an investigator, but given is nothing.

Who did you investigate?

 

[cjrankin]

CJ has said he is an investigator, but given is nothing.

Who did you investigate?

told you i tracked hogg and was told he pooped on JM. I then outed hogg as having done that (i originally thought this would have been a mafia power) and he explained his power and confirmed he did indeed target JM. This effectively confirms me as town tracker. protection pls.

 

[cjrankin]

btw dutch can you PM me your email? wanted to send you the custom mafia list i sent mis and see what you think.

 

[BunniesMan]

told you i tracked hogg and was told he pooped on JM. I then outed hogg as having done that (i originally thought this would have been a mafia power) and he explained his power and confirmed he did indeed target JM. This effectively confirms me as town tracker. protection pls.

How does it confirm you as town anything? You could easily be mafia investigator. I at least have done actual damage to a town threat.

 

[BunniesMan]

btw dutch can you PM me your email? wanted to send you the custom mafia list i sent mis and see what you think.

wtf? You realise townies aren't meant to pm each other?

 

[cjrankin]

wtf? You realise townies aren't meant to pm each other?

dear idiot,

i'm asking him a question about a mafia game i am making, nothing to do with this game. also, in regards to your previous idiot comment, you are correct. I could be a mafia tracker i guess. not sure why mafia would really want or need a tracker, and I personally have never seen a tracker be mafia aligned...but sure...i could be a mafia tracker. grats on stating the obvious. Also, your extremely uncalm tits and TC level of 9 right now does not lend to you being town as you claim to be. Your tits are not calm, while mine remain at a cool TC level of 3.

Sincerely,
Calmtits

 

[Bazzi]

Wow BM

 

[Hoggmaster]

Dont usually like to ask for protection, but these 3 votes could be a game changer later on especially if the town is outnumbered.

 

[mickyj]

ok so BM has given a cult person. hope your on the level. I would assume town had a few people with some sort of investigation but only one with alignment. if its BM in that role we need to look after him. if not hopefully we can find out and finish him off

 

[Hoggmaster]

Night 3

Due to his inability to post an update in a reasonable amount of time the town turned Mis' later ego and SGLC knew he was in trouble. First Hoggmaster sh1t down his throat, then Dutchy drove his guitar up his arse. CJ spread honey on his tits and released the bees. BM pointed at a lamp post screaming 'thats Mis I'm sure' before running into it and knocking himself out. Drew valiantly tried to come to his moderator brothers defense but derped and shot him in the face.

Scott Gorley's Love Child is dead. He was: Misanthrope, Lazy Mf'er aligned International Playboy

You are Misanthrope, Lazy Mf'er aligned International Playboy


Misanthrope is known globally as the scourge of womens chastity and an all around lazy boy.


-Big boy nap: You are undeterred by those who say napping is for 6 year olds. You cannot be lynched at day time because you are unlikely to have left your bed.

-Sex bear: You are known as the ultimate sexy bear in Asia. You may choose one person each night to make sweet sweet love to. They will be unable to act (the fact they are usually tied up and gagged helps).

-When its good and ready: Posting mafia updates is for wusses. You dont care whether people want to know if they are dead or not, youve got better things to do (such as D&D and Elder Scrolls online). As such you can call a census once in the game, it will not appear straight away though, it will appear when I'm not smashing German strippers or Phillipino lady boys and can be bothered. Hell it may not appear at all because I've gone so drunk with power.

F#ck you

It is now day and the location is wherever I feel like.

 

[Jason Maher]

:lol:

 

[umina panther]

Lol

 

[soc123_au]

That's gold. Dead again.

 

[BunniesMan]

So many fake writeups. So few real ones.

 

[mickyj]

I was like wtf I can't act again

 

[cjrankin]

I even sent mis a msg wondering where my info was...oops.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Looks sweet Hog, just like the love I give to women.

 

[Parra]

Vote : any merkin who posts false write-ups

 

[umina panther]

Vote Parra for being a boring merkin