Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[KeepingTheFaith]

Well I know for a fact cj is wrong about me. I have no reason to dispute what JM is saying.


Digging? WTF are you on about? And talk about ignoring, you ignore I was responding to Rebel. He was the one that said you claimed to be an investigator.

Then go back and answer my question which you continue to conveniently ignore.

 

[Parra Pride]

BM, feel free to just tell that KTF merkin to f**k up.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

f**king is my job PP!

 

[Misanthrope]

Waiting on actions from SGLC, dogslife, Hoggmaster, mickyj, Monk, UP, Rebel, PP, DB, and 9701.

Potentially huge night tonight...

 

[mickyj]

I sent mine will do so again

 

[umina panther]

Im drunk and Mis can get f**ked tbh. Name and shame me after his booze filled benders....

 

[Misanthrope]

Im drunk and Mis can get f**ked tbh. Name and shame me after his booze filled benders....

No shaming, only naming.

As a man who is recovering from a three day boozy bender, I respect a man who can get 15 beers in and still check a mafia thread.

 

[Bazal]

Come on people. Another hour or two drinking and I'll forget how to read!

 

[Misanthrope]

Just waiting on the dogslife man now.

 

[butchmcdick]

He might be a bit busy, he is the new warriors coach

 

[dogslife]

Jungle football will remain strong under my leadership

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Four

As night began to fall, the tired old man with the epic beard hobbled to the top of the mountain and again read from his stone tablets.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me!

Those looking for friends on that night would find their efforts thwarted.

But the man's preaching had not gone unnoticed. As he began to hobble back down towards the rest of them, he smelled the tantalising smell of a fresh cooked bagel.

Foolishly throwing caution to the wind, he charged into the cunningly set trap. Thankfully for him, its lethal payload did not have any effect, and all that Wile E Coyote got was a good, long look at him.

The piece of paper with the blue and white border had more lethal intentions in mind, but as it prepared to deliver a potentially fatal paper cut, the man spoke again.

Keep holy the Sabbath!

The cut would not strike home.

The Ten Commandments are not dead. They are the Ten Commandments, ??? Aligned Set of Arbitrary Rules.

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With Parramatta's darkened street stirring something primal within him, the musician had darker intentions in mind when he visited the smelly man.

He had not counted on the general stinkiness of his would be target though, and found himself heading for the hills trying not to barf.

Chocolate Starfish is not dead. It is Chocolate Starfish, ??? Aligned Anus.

The offending anus, irritated by an application of deep heat and then redirected against his will, decided to have a run at a creature of the deep.

The struggle was titanic, but it wasn't easy to put down a squid in its natural habitat, and especially not a vampiric one.

Crixis the Vampire Squid is not dead. He is Crixis the Vampire Squid, ??? Aligned Sea Creature.

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The man in leather tried being intimidating again. It was awkward for all involved.

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Two tried to put down the King in the North again, but the Russian and the vampire squid were no match for the fact he was an abstract concept.

For his part, the King had a run at the increasingly sexually frustrated woman and found that she was a lot of fun, even if he didn't recall ever actually giving consent...

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The beautiful woman went for the most beautiful man she could find. He had oft spoken of his sexual exploits, so it made sense that he'd die while in the throws of passion with his most beautiful conquest to date.

SGLC is dead. He was Misanthrope, Town Aligned Mafia Coordinator and Womanizer.

You are Misanthrope, Town Aligned Mafia Co-Ordinator and Womaniser.

What an awesome role! You get to play as me: the most dashing, incredible, witty, talented, and all around fantastic guy in the universe. Good show!


- Womanizer: You’re infamous on the FFB for your tales of lust and debauchery. Every one of your posts, except for votes, must mention women, sex, romance, or some combination of the above. Failure to do so will earn a penalty.
- Social Life: You’re a social butterfly, but only during mafia games. You are untargetable at night except for kills.
- Righteous Rage: There are two things that annoy you: people talking about lady boys and people criticizing you. If anybody mentions lady boys or criticizes/makes fun of Misanthrope in the game thread, you gain a kill that night. However, you can only use this kill against somebody guilty of one of the above during the game.
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You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

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The other woman in play, frustrated that God's law would not let her find a boyfriend to replace the two that had so far been taken from her, tried to tear up a piece of paper.

Unfortunately, a squirt of something fiery in her eyes stopped her from finishing the job.

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And the smelly man again found his overtures of friendship turned away - this time for religious reasons.

And the newspaper read:

Beloved Internet personality found dead. Fear not, believers, he will return!

It is now day. Bazal and BunniesMan cannot vote today. Their votes have been given to another player.
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[Hoggmaster]

Big night. Someone redirected me and from the looks of things hit a squid. They will be sea creatures aligned. Out of interest what does the deep heat do, as my power is purely to apply 2 votes?

 

[Jason Maher]

Well I tried to off Rebel, but it appears it didn't work (investigations become kills according to Mis).

 

[cjrankin]

I tried to off hogg, i am not believing him. He smells like shit to me.

 

[cjrankin]

We taking down this sea creature scum? vote rebel

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Going to bed. Won't be a lynch tonight so I think we're safe to rethink this in the morning if someone comes up with something.

vote: Rebel

 

[Jason Maher]

Rebel claims to be a singer. Hillary Duff is the only one on the list, but we already know the Loch Ness Monster is in the game. So how is it possible for Duff to be in it as well?

 

[Jason Maher]

What say ye Rebel?

 

[Misanthrope]

Vote Count

Rebel: 4 (KTF, BunniesMan, Bazal, cjrankin)