Night Five
The imposter Mayor of Suplex City was once again on the warpath, but like the real thing the night before, he found himself being subjected to the feminine whiles of a ridiculously good looking girl in a colourful outfit.
While he was trying to huge and grind on his original targets, the real Mayor of Suplex City found an unlikely ally in his desire to kill the imposter.
The piss-drinker, with fresh orders from the pretty American, had decided to kill faux Lesnar instead of protecting him as he'd originally intended.
The two tried their damndest to put him down, but a little kid swung in on a rope screaming "FRRIIIIIEEEENDSHIIIIP!" and saved the much larger, more muscular man.
KTF is not dead. He is Brock Lesnar, ??? Aligned Mayor of Suplex City
The kid's moment of triumph was sadly short-lived.
Furious at once again having his thirst for souls denied, the man in black lifted his scythe.
"Final destination, bitches".
He took the kid's head off.
SeeJay is dead. He was Milhouse, Town Aligned Sidekick
In the wake of all of that chaos, the bat person finally managed to find himself a new friend.
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The real Mayor of Suplex City returned to his room a dejected man. He missed Paul Heyman, and this had only been worsened by the fact that he kept being imitated by some asshole.
In need of cheering up, he ducked into somebody's hastily constructed barbershop and sat down.
"Shave, sir?" the effeminate man at the counter asked with a creepy smile.
"Shave neck city, bitch," Lesnar muttered.
Only too happy to oblige, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street cut Lesnar's throat and pre-heated his oven.
Drew-Sta is dead. He was Brock Lesnar, Independently Aligned Mayor of Suplex City
The Grim Reaper finally had cause to smile. He had his second soul.
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Shae had decided to stay tonight instead of going out and risking her life again.
You didn't often get a second chance at life, and she had some reading she was keen to catch up on.
"10 Real Life Game of Thrones Locations to Visit" was the name of the article she was reading. As good as it was, she forgot to eat, drink, or even breath.
Cliffhanger is dead (Again). She was Shae Shitting in CWB's Mouth, Town Aligned Callback to an Earlier Game
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The shambling corpse man had just delivered one hell of an inspiring speech to the pile of crap when somebody with a huge penis decided to give him what for.
He may have been an amalgamation of stolen parts, but even he knew he should feel violated.
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The old piece of technology was listening in to someboy's conversation when it received two visitors.
The first, an effeminate black man with an outrageous costume, had a few questions.
"Are you female?"
The phone, being a sexless piece of Finnish technology, did not answer.
"Can you communicate with anybody?"
It was a phone. Of course it could.
As the interview drew to a close, a kitten launched itself at the phone and tried to kill it. Being a nigh on unbreakable phone, it instead vibrated.
Slackboy is not dead. He is A Nokia 3210, ??? Aligned Unbreakable Piece of Hardware
The interview might have been over, but the trio of angry men weren't done. They broke into the room and hacked up the interviewer.
DB is dead. He was Ruby Rhod, Town Aligned Annoying Radio Personality
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And MsAnneThrope showed some unfortunate person her bush.
