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You might not know this about the Firkin Fun Bar, but it's more than just a subforum on a niche website for an Australian sport with no real relevance outside of Australia, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom.
You see, since the dawn of time (or the internet, whichever came first - nobody knows) it has also been a repository (not to be confused with a suppository) of wisdom which great figures across the world have consulted in times of need.
It stands to reason, then, that eventually some greedy individual would turn his attention to the humble FFB and try to bend it to darker purposes.
The first step? Murdering its most important three posters.
You see, since the dawn of time (or the internet, whichever came first - nobody knows) it has also been a repository (not to be confused with a suppository) of wisdom which great figures across the world have consulted in times of need.
It stands to reason, then, that eventually some greedy individual would turn his attention to the humble FFB and try to bend it to darker purposes.
The first step? Murdering its most important three posters.
Misanthrope is dead. He was Bulbophyllum Limbatum, Town Aligned Orchid.
cjrankin is dead. He was Adam T. Wooley, Town Aligned Professor of Chemistry at Brigham Young University.
Beeker is dead. He was George Gerberman, Town Aligned Retired Baseballer.
cjrankin is dead. He was Adam T. Wooley, Town Aligned Professor of Chemistry at Brigham Young University.
Beeker is dead. He was George Gerberman, Town Aligned Retired Baseballer.
All three were found naked (well, deflowered, in one case) in a room - riddled with bullets.
The war for control of the Firkin Fun Bar had begun...
Rules
1. Role claiming is fine given the huge f**king pool we can draw from.
2. Do not share your PM (or a fake one) in the game thread.
3. No talking to players outside of your own faction outside of the game.
4. No post editing.
5. No corpse posting.
6. No bolos.
and above all
7. Calm your tits
Players
4. Dutchy. Southern Black Rhinoceros, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Endangered Species.
6. whall15. Reinmettal MG 3, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Weapon.
8. RHCP. The AMCOL Corporation, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Corporation. Corporation.
11. DB. The Banta People, Town Aligned Ethnic Group.
19. butchmcdick. Silly Ho, Town Aligned TLC Song CWB Chose to Interpret as a Literal Silly Ho.
The Dead
1. mickyj. Mary Kenneth Keller, Town Aligned Computer Nerd.
2. soc123_au. Fabulous Flournoy, Town Aligned Basketballer.
3. Scott Gourley's Lovechild. G.E. Lowman, Methodist Aligned Evangelist.
5. Jason Maher. [/B]Paavo Tapio Lipponen, Town Aligned Former Prime Minister of Finland.
7. BunniesMan. Burmese Union Solidarity and Development Party, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Political Power.
9. Frederick. USS Beacon, Town Aligned Gunboat.
10. Hoggmaster. Seonangdang, Town Aligned Korean Pile of Rocks.
12. Parra Pride. Nikola Tesla, Town Aligned Greatest Man Who Ever Lived.
13. Bazal. HMS Dominica, Methodist Aligned Old Wooden Ship.
14. SeeJay. 11th Prince Albert Cavalry, Methodist Aligned Pakistani Cavalry Regiment.
15. Bazzi. Big Frank Lastorino, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Mafioso.
16. Pharaohmir. The Buttocks, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Nice/Smelly/Fat Ass.
17. afinalsin666. Clota, Methodist Aligned River Goddess.
18. DragonPunk. Islamic Jihad Movement, Terrorism Aligned Fanatics.
20. Drew-Sta. Ralph H Johnson, Town Aligned Hero.
21. Misanthrope. Bulbophyllum Limbatum, Town Aligned Orchid.
22. cjrankin. Adam T. Wooley, Town Aligned Professor of Chemistry at Brigham Young University.
23. Beeker. George Gerberman, Town Aligned Retired Baseballer.
Phases
Day 1 Update: Census called. JM is not killed.
Night 1: Drew-Sta (Ralph H Johnson) and Bazzi (Frank Lastorino) killed.
Day 2: No lynch.
Night 2: Parra Pride (Nikola Tesla) killed. Charlies Dickens and Smelly Ass killed.
Day 3: Bazal (HMS Dominica) lynched.
Night 3: Pharaohmir (The Buttocks) killed.
Day 4: SeeJay (11th Prince Albert Cavalry) lynched.
Night 4: soc123_au (Fabulous Flournoy) killed.
Day 5: Frederick (USS Beacon) lynched.
Night 5: afinalsin666 (Clota) and mickyj (Mary Kenneth Keller) killed.
Day 6: BunniesMan (Burmese Union Solidarity and Development Party, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Political Power).
Night 6: Hoggmaster (Seonangdang) and SGLC (G.E. Lowman) killed.
Day 7: DragonPunk (Islamic Jihad Movement) lynched. JM (Paavo Tapio Lipponen) killed.
Night 7: Nelson Mandela dies.
Day 8: Game over.
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The war for control of the Firkin Fun Bar had begun...
Rules
1. Role claiming is fine given the huge f**king pool we can draw from.
2. Do not share your PM (or a fake one) in the game thread.
3. No talking to players outside of your own faction outside of the game.
4. No post editing.
5. No corpse posting.
6. No bolos.
and above all
7. Calm your tits
Players
4. Dutchy. Southern Black Rhinoceros, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Endangered Species.
6. whall15. Reinmettal MG 3, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Weapon.
8. RHCP. The AMCOL Corporation, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Corporation. Corporation.
11. DB. The Banta People, Town Aligned Ethnic Group.
19. butchmcdick. Silly Ho, Town Aligned TLC Song CWB Chose to Interpret as a Literal Silly Ho.
The Dead
1. mickyj. Mary Kenneth Keller, Town Aligned Computer Nerd.
2. soc123_au. Fabulous Flournoy, Town Aligned Basketballer.
3. Scott Gourley's Lovechild. G.E. Lowman, Methodist Aligned Evangelist.
5. Jason Maher. [/B]Paavo Tapio Lipponen, Town Aligned Former Prime Minister of Finland.
7. BunniesMan. Burmese Union Solidarity and Development Party, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Political Power.
9. Frederick. USS Beacon, Town Aligned Gunboat.
10. Hoggmaster. Seonangdang, Town Aligned Korean Pile of Rocks.
12. Parra Pride. Nikola Tesla, Town Aligned Greatest Man Who Ever Lived.
13. Bazal. HMS Dominica, Methodist Aligned Old Wooden Ship.
14. SeeJay. 11th Prince Albert Cavalry, Methodist Aligned Pakistani Cavalry Regiment.
15. Bazzi. Big Frank Lastorino, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Mafioso.
16. Pharaohmir. The Buttocks, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Nice/Smelly/Fat Ass.
17. afinalsin666. Clota, Methodist Aligned River Goddess.
18. DragonPunk. Islamic Jihad Movement, Terrorism Aligned Fanatics.
20. Drew-Sta. Ralph H Johnson, Town Aligned Hero.
21. Misanthrope. Bulbophyllum Limbatum, Town Aligned Orchid.
22. cjrankin. Adam T. Wooley, Town Aligned Professor of Chemistry at Brigham Young University.
23. Beeker. George Gerberman, Town Aligned Retired Baseballer.
Phases
Day 1 Update: Census called. JM is not killed.
Night 1: Drew-Sta (Ralph H Johnson) and Bazzi (Frank Lastorino) killed.
Day 2: No lynch.
Night 2: Parra Pride (Nikola Tesla) killed. Charlies Dickens and Smelly Ass killed.
Day 3: Bazal (HMS Dominica) lynched.
Night 3: Pharaohmir (The Buttocks) killed.
Day 4: SeeJay (11th Prince Albert Cavalry) lynched.
Night 4: soc123_au (Fabulous Flournoy) killed.
Day 5: Frederick (USS Beacon) lynched.
Night 5: afinalsin666 (Clota) and mickyj (Mary Kenneth Keller) killed.
Day 6: BunniesMan (Burmese Union Solidarity and Development Party, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Political Power).
Night 6: Hoggmaster (Seonangdang) and SGLC (G.E. Lowman) killed.
Day 7: DragonPunk (Islamic Jihad Movement) lynched. JM (Paavo Tapio Lipponen) killed.
Night 7: Nelson Mandela dies.
Day 8: Game over.
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It is now day one. Get voting. With 20 alive, it is 11 to lynch.
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