Random Wikipedia Mafia

[Dutchy]

Shallow victory.

 

[Frederick]

Where's my Jurassic park?

 

[Parra Pride]

You are Nikola Telsa, Town Aligned Greatest Man Who Ever Lived.


You’re mother-f**king Nikola Tesla, the father of electricity and an all around legendary historical figure. You’re also the top poster on the Firkin Fun Bar, coz that’s how you roll. Don’t believe me? http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla says it all.


- f**k Thomas Edison: If anybody mentions Thomas Edison in the game thread, you’ll get a kill you can use against them the next night. You don’t have to kill them, but where’s the fun in that?
- Light Bulbs: You totally mastered these. Once during the game, you may illuminate the night. Select three players. Their player names will be mentioned in the write up and their actions included. This cannot be used until night three.
- Radar: Radar? You invented that too. Once during the game, you may activate radar. Choose a player. You’ll learn who they target that night and anybody who targeted them.
- X-Ray: X-Ray? That’s yours too. On any night you don’t use one of the above, you can investigate a player of your choice. You’ll learn their alignment.
- Cryogenics: You experimented with this too. Once during the game, you may choose a player to freeze. They’ll be role-blocked and protected for the next two complete phases (day and night). This cannot be used after night four.
- Earthquake Machine: Once during the game you may end a lynch in progress by starting a mother-f**king earthquake.
- Ball Lightning: Once during the game you may send out a ball of lightning to kill some poor mother-f**ker.
- Post Condition: You must make a science related pun in every one of your posts. If you do not, you’ll be unable to act that night.


You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Look at all that shit I didn't get to use.... Worst. Mafia. Ever.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

You are G.E. Lowman, Methodist Aligned Evangelist.


You’re an old time evangelist with plenty of fire and brimstone rhetoric and a desire to see the world baptized. You’ll start by baptizing every mother-f**ker in the Firkin Fun Bar.


- Baptism: Each night you may PM me the name of a person to baptize. They’ll show up as Methodist aligned in a census or when investigated, but otherwise continue to act independently of you.
- Methodist: Anybody marked as Methodist cannot target you with their powers – good or bad. They’ll instead be told they were roleblocked.
- Funerary Rites: Any time a player dies, you’ll also baptize them. They’ll show up as Methodist aligned.
- Nice Old Man: You look harmless enough. If investigated, you’ll show up as Charles Dickens, Town Aligned Author.
- Chosen One: You’re protected by God. The first attempt against your life will fail. You’ll show up as Charles Dickens in the write up.


You win if you are able to mark every player as Methodist aligned.

So much fun watching on here and in the Super League at people flipping out!

 

[Dutchy]

f**k you and your good roles

You are the Southern Black Rhinoceros, Town Aligned Endangered Species.


You’ve suffered at the hands of poachers for long enough, and now you’re taking matters into your own hands.


- Stampede: Once during the game, you may attempt a day kill by stampeding over a player of your choice. They’ll die.
- Rhino: You are distantly related to Rhino NQ. You must not post more than three words in a given post (your vote does not count towards your word count).
- Hardy: You’ll survive the first attempt against your life at night.


You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Post condition made me want to quit/die early.

 

[Misanthrope]

Where's my Jurassic park?

Find me 22 people and I'll run it. Seems like mafia is in a low cycle right now, and it's not going to work if I cut it down to match 16-18 people.

 

[butchmcdick]

Ghay

 

[Frederick]

You are the USS Beacon, Town Aligned Gunboat.


You’re a bit of bad-ass US warship technology from the Vietnam War, and you aren’t taking no guff from those who would threaten the FFB.


- Killer: On every even night, you may attempt a kill at night.
- Working Relationship: You’re not the only boat out there. If you target the HMS Dominica with your attack, you’ll open up a line of communication with them. The kill will not work, obviously.
- ‘MURICA!: You’re a patriotic chap. You must talk about how great America is in all of your posts.


You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

 

[Frederick]

Mis, you will recieve a pm with the contents of the above post.

Please disregard this pm. I had a derp moment

 

[Misanthrope]

Mis, you will recieve a pm with the contents of the above post.

Please disregard this pm. I had a derp moment

I'm glad I read this first, as I would have been a mite confused otherwise.

 

[Jason Maher]

So the census was bullshit? Or did the scum get two recruits?

 

[mickyj]

So the census was bullshit? Or did the scum get two recruits?

This

As all I got to do was call them

 

[Misanthrope]

So the census was bullshit? Or did the scum get two recruits?

The census was always accurate, although it did include anybody who had been 'tagged' by SGLC as Methodist.

AMCOL started out with four (Bazzi, RHCP, whall15, and BM) and had the option to recruit if certain conditions were met.