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Night Five
The river deity approached her next target with interest, as it would be her first night trying to kill somebody rather than just learn their identity.
Summoning up the not inconsiderable powers of the River Clyde, Clota called forth a mighty bolt of lightning from the skies in hopes they would strike down the black statesman.
Instead, he got a mild static shock that he found slightly irritating.
Clota, her will thwarted by the fickleness of her Welsh river, turned around right into a horde of smelly Muslims.
"Oh hi," she said, "I don't suppose you've heard of the Church of Clota?"
"Infidel!" they shouted.
She went boom.
Summoning up the not inconsiderable powers of the River Clyde, Clota called forth a mighty bolt of lightning from the skies in hopes they would strike down the black statesman.
Instead, he got a mild static shock that he found slightly irritating.
Clota, her will thwarted by the fickleness of her Welsh river, turned around right into a horde of smelly Muslims.
"Oh hi," she said, "I don't suppose you've heard of the Church of Clota?"
"Infidel!" they shouted.
She went boom.
afinalsin666 is dead. He was Clota, Methodist Aligned Goddess of the River Clyde.
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The science teacher tapped away at her keyboard well into the night, knowing full well her accurate census information had helped the good people of the Firkin Fun Bar.
She now coded in C++, hoping to someday graduate to Java so that she could get a job.
The German firearm ensured that she'd never have to worry about career advancement again. With a hail of bullets, it shut her down permanently.
The science teacher tapped away at her keyboard well into the night, knowing full well her accurate census information had helped the good people of the Firkin Fun Bar.
She now coded in C++, hoping to someday graduate to Java so that she could get a job.
The German firearm ensured that she'd never have to worry about career advancement again. With a hail of bullets, it shut her down permanently.
mickyj is dead. He was Sister Mary Kenneth Keller, Town Aligned Computer Nerd.
In the wake of her butchery, there was another baptism. Between these nightly vigils and hasty death bed services, the Methodist Church had swelled considerably.
They might even get their own subforum soon enough...
They might even get their own subforum soon enough...
