Random Wikipedia Mafia

[Dutchy]

Shame about JM.

 

[RHCP]

Is it night now?

 

[Dutchy]

Whall Butch probs

 

[Misanthrope]

Is it night now?

Of course, my horse!

 

[Jason Maher]

Eat shit DP.

/dead

 

[Misanthrope]

As has been the default post in this game, we're just waiting on whall15.

 

[whall15]

Sorry been a bit preoccupied with the World Cup. Fell to sleep at 8:30 last night.

Positive though, got a full night of sleep even though I was up at 4:20.

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Seven

With so few remaining, the night was quiet. Nelson Mandela went to shake hands with a man and learn more of his character, but wound up riddled with German made bullets before he could learn anything.

Nelson Mandela is dead. He was Nelson Mandela, Town Aligned Ex-Con.

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And elsewhere, the rhino kept clipping the grass.


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[RHCP]

Vote: Dutchy

 

[Misanthrope]

Game is over. Update coming whenever I wake up.

 

[Dutchy]

RHCP, Whall and?

 

[whall15]

RHCP, Whall and?

You.

 

[Dutchy]

I'm town bruv

 

[whall15]

I'm town bruv

RHCP had an ability to recruit someone that lead a lynch.

 

[RHCP]

Hostile takeover bitchez

 

[RHCP]

Mis probably didn't bother PMing you since it ended the game, we sent it in straight after we voted.

 

[RHCP]

^was very close to stuffing up our post condition and losing the game :lol:

 

[SeeJay]

Need more bolos for dutchys game. Sign up

 

[Jason Maher]

Someone needs to send Mis some speed so he can stay awake and do updates.

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Eight

The Southern Black Rhinoceros sat down at its computer and prepared to post some witty commentary in the Hot Women Thread when there was a tap on its shoulder. A German man with a sizable gun and a bunch of men in suits were behind him.

"Excuse me, sir?" one of the suits said.

The Rhino snuffled and huffed.

"You've been acquired by the AMCOL Corporation".

The Rhino urinated.

The game is over. The AMCOL Corporation has won.

They were:

RHCP was The AMCOL Corporation, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Corporation. Corporation.

whall15 was Reinmettal MG3, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Weapon.

Dutchy was Southern Black Rhinoceros, AMCOL Corporation Aligned Endangered Species.

The surviving losers were:

butchmcdick was Silly Ho, Town Aligned TLC Song That CWB is Interpreting as a Literal 'Silly Ho'.

DB was The Bantu People, Town Aligned Ethnic Group.

And so it was that the Firkin Fun Bar was no more. It had been re-braned the AMCOL Fun Bar, and AFB just didn't have the same ring to it.
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