"Have at you, scallywag!" shouts
Joseph Ashe as he levels a challenge at tumor-face
Jose. Babbling something in Portuguese, the former ugliest man in the universe comes off the ropes with a flying elbow.
Ashe locks him in For Queen & Country! The Portuguese man is tapping out but this is over the top rope only!
Laura Dunphy channels her Mafioso by bringing the bat down hard on Ashe's back to break the hold - but this is a 17th century gentleman we're talking about. He isn't above striking a woman in hysterics.
A big back-hand sends Dunphy up and over.
ELIMINATION: Laura Dunphy (by Joseph Ashe)
There's no rest for the former Baronet of Twickenham though, but he ducks coolly underneath
Jose Mestre's attempted blow from behind and uses the man's momentum to toss him over the top rope as well!
ELIMINATION: Jose Mestre (by Joseph Ashe)
"What are you going to do, brothers, when Rule Britannia runs wild on you?"
Joseph Ashe is all on his own, but he'll soon have company and I don't think he'll be serving tea and cucumber sandwiches!
5...4...3...2...1...
Some decidedly Christian choral music hits and on his way to the ring is
Louis Franceson (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Francescon), 19th century missionary and founder of the Italian Pentecostal movement. He's got the full Roman Catholic regalia on and he means business.
"Kiss...the...ring," the crowd chants, "Kiss...the...ring!"
But if Sir Joseph Ashe is going to kneel and kiss any ring, it's going to be that of whatever Monarch was in power during his life - not some poncy missionary!
Participants
Sir Joseph Ashe: 0
Louis Franceson: 0
