Random Wikipedia Rumble

[KeepingTheFaith]

Vote Franceson

 

[Misanthrope]

Franceson is getting the ax by a landslide. Update to come!

 

[Dragon2010]

4hours later. Where's the updated! Mis lies.

 

[Misanthrope]

Sorry. Domestic with the missus.

 

[Dragon2010]

Don't go stressing to much. Honestly though, is everything okay?

 

[Misanthrope]

Don't go stressing to much. Honestly though, is everything okay?

More of the same, heh. It'll be over this time in two months, so I'll suck it up in the meantime.

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The action in the ring continues as our two competitors from way back are duking it out in true medieval style. It's all Joseph Ashe at this point though, with the former Baronet opening up a can of righteous ass whoopery on the missionary from Italy.

5...4...3...2...1

The intimidating tones of some German orchestra pipe over the PA as our next competitors goose steps his way out to the ring. It's the Duke of Devestation, Ernest Augustus II, Duke of Saxe-Weimer-Eisenach (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Augustus_II,_Duke_of_Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach).

And if you think that's a mouthful, you should see the mouthful of fist he just fed Louis Franceson!

The two medieval members of nobility immediately join forces with a big double clothesline tipping Louis Franceson over the top rope and out. Where's your God now, Italian??

ELIMINATION: Louis Franceson (by Ernest Augustus II and Joseph Ashe)

With the bible basher out of the equation, we're down to two men of similar time periods and places in the social ladder. Will the German or the Brit triumph?

Participants

Sir Joseph Ashe: 0
Ernest Augustus II: 0

 

[afinalsin666]

Vote: wait

These two gentlemen are far too awesome to fight each other just yet. This should be the first temporary team in the rumble.

 

[BDR]

Both of these guys are dicks. Tumor-face run in to clean house? Would get a massive pop.

Vote: Ernest Augustus

 

[Misanthrope]

A battle for the ages!

 

[Parra Pride]

This should be the Wrestlemania main event tbh.

 

[Misanthrope]

This should be the Wrestlemania main event tbh.

Where's your vote, fool?

 

[Parra Pride]

Where's your vote, fool?

How do I vote for none?

vote: neither?

 

[DragonPunk]

Vote: none

Let them duke it out.

 

[afinalsin666]

I pity the fool who comes to ring against these two.

 

[Misanthrope]

The fans certainly can't decide who they wish to cheer most out of Ernest Augustus II and Joseph Ashe, and the men in the ring are no closer to finding a decision either.

Augustus manages to get Ashe up on the top rope following a brutal Reich-Driver, but Ashe is soon back in things with a devastating Terra Nullius Bomb on the German.

5...4...3...2...1

"It's time to think!"

The not at all familiar music of Slovenian intellectual and politician, Joze Pucnik (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo%C5%BEe_Pu%C4%8Dnik) hits and he makes his way out to the ring.

A more modern man than the existing combatants, how will he hold up to two lots of fisticuffs?

Participants

Sir Joseph Ashe: 0
Ernest Augustus II: 1
Joze Pucnik: 0

 

[BDR]

vote: Ernest Augustus

 

[Misanthrope]

Need a few more votes, chilluns.

 

[afinalsin666]

Vote: Pucnik

The gentlemen will set aside their feud to take him out.

 

[Didgi]

Vote: Picnic