After reading the Johnny Ramone thread (RIP), curiosity finally got the better of me.
So I headed over to www.allmusic.com to check out Mr Jeremy's favourite poodle rockers, Ratt.
I headed in with an open mind, hoping that I was wrong, hoping that Ratt did indeed make some worthwhile music.
Turns out my worst suspicions were confirmed, Ratt really do suck.
And I don't mean ordinary, everyday Motley Crue type suckiness - Ratt suck more than Phil Collins.
But don't let me tell you, check it out for yourself.
Type Ratt into the search box over at allmusicguide.
Click on one of the little speaker icons and bathe your ears in the palm-muted arpeggios, drenched in that wonderful '80s chorus/reverb. Delight in the gated snare sound and throw your hands up in joy as the singer's strained, sperm-gargling voice dances tunelessly on your eardrums.
Sorry Ron, I had to let everyone know.
So I headed over to www.allmusic.com to check out Mr Jeremy's favourite poodle rockers, Ratt.
I headed in with an open mind, hoping that I was wrong, hoping that Ratt did indeed make some worthwhile music.
Turns out my worst suspicions were confirmed, Ratt really do suck.
And I don't mean ordinary, everyday Motley Crue type suckiness - Ratt suck more than Phil Collins.
But don't let me tell you, check it out for yourself.
Type Ratt into the search box over at allmusicguide.
Click on one of the little speaker icons and bathe your ears in the palm-muted arpeggios, drenched in that wonderful '80s chorus/reverb. Delight in the gated snare sound and throw your hands up in joy as the singer's strained, sperm-gargling voice dances tunelessly on your eardrums.
Sorry Ron, I had to let everyone know.