Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Gary Gutful, Apr 2, 2018.
Only nerds care about decimal points.
Only dumb merkins round up or down.
That's been my experience 87.638% of the time.
Are you a rival fan or something? Why are you always so keen to focus on the negatives?
It’s a good point. Accidental head high from a defender is penalised while from an attacker it’s ‘just an accident’. It’s also an accident by the defender FFS!
Meanwhile Kenny Edwards gets penalised for an unintentional high tackle on Twal that bounced off his collar bone and ended up brushing his neck. Yes it should have been penalised bc the rule is that the defender cannot mess with the neck or head. Period.
Packer hits Kaysa's jaw with the point of his elbow and nothing. It's unintentional and therefore falls in the same category as a head clash.
Sometimes the decoy gets the ball. That’s the benefit of having numbers in attack.
Also apparently the best defence yet they conceded four tries. A sample of three just became a sample of four and everything changed.
We scored as many tries as our previous three games put together.
Are you new here merkin?
85% of the sad pricks on here focus on nothing but the f**ken negatives!
Mitchell just wishes he had mates.
Don’t be ridiculous. If the decoy gets the ball then he is the runner and the runner becomes the decoy!
We’ve even managed to turn a positive (some late tries against the Tigers) into a negative.
That’s an impressive dedication to negativity.
Looks like he just wishes he had mates who would get up and play the f**ken ball quicker.
So how are they supposed to know who will get the ball FFS???
Lol a halfback shouted instructions at his teammates....f**ken criminal!
Joey in his prime would have fist f**ked anyone who didn't play the ball quickly.
Thought it was funny at the time, probably not and potentially offensive. Not my intention.
You're not doing a very good job of staying away tbh.
Jilted love is such a shame....
And Thurston manfully shoves his headgear into the urethra of blokes who slack off....he''s "ultra-competitive"
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