Rd 9: Live Game Day Thread - Eels v Sharks, Saturday 05 May

[Wally21]

Townsend and Moylan are probably in the bottom 3 halves combos in the comp and they have made Norman and Moses look like reggies

 

[strider]

Don't worry guys, it's not all doom and gloom. My BBQ ribs will be ready soon.

Can we come over?

 

[Matty Bhoy]

Don't worry guys, it's not all doom and gloom. My BBQ ribs will be ready soon.

Think it might be time to finish this bottle of Kraken rum and piss the bed. My silent protest in relation to investing time and effort in Parra...

 

[TheRam]

41% of the ball

You get what you deserve.

 

[T.S Quint]

Geez this is not fun.
These idiots have learnt nothing from the last two weeks. Poor ball control, idiotic attack and dreadful kicking game.
Not to mention the soft defence in the middle paired with disgraceful defensive decisions out wide.

I didn't expect to win this game, but I never thought we would be this bad.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Don't worry guys, it's not all doom and gloom. My BBQ ribs will be ready soon.

Did you go a dry rub or a BBQ sauce?

 

[El Diablo]

Why the f**k is will smith still on?

our coach has no hair

 

[TheRam]

We are playing a depleted pack and still can't get over the top of them.

 

[Bazal]

French has been really good, to be fair.

 

[Pommie Eel]

Another dismal display, completion rate lower than most amateur teams. If the other player's had a heart like Bevan French, we wouldn't be 2 and 7

 

[Wally21]

Don't worry guys, it's not all doom and gloom. My BBQ ribs will be ready soon.

I did a pork belly with the ribs attached tonight. Was not bad if I do say so myself... although I have indigestion now after watching out f**ked team

 

[Bazal]

We are playing a depleted pack ans still can't get over the top of them.

We are also playing the kings of muckraking footy...this game has been an awful exhibition of rugby league and the Sharks adore that

 

[Gazzamatta]

Maybe Hayne needs to belt somebody at training again this week?
I hope this isnt the footy team BA said we wanted to be?
Matagi and Terepo are reserve graders.
Season over sadly. With game plans such as we play, premership glory is pure fairytale stuff.

 

[strider]

Did you go a dry rub or a BBQ sauce?

Either one is probably gonna leave your cock in a bad way

Oh hang on

 

[TheParraboy]

Don't worry guys, it's not all doom and gloom. My BBQ ribs will be ready soon.

ill bring a lot of beer

 

[Bazal]

Another dismal display, completion rate lower than most amateur teams. If the other player's had a heart like Bevan French, we wouldn't be 2 and 7

Heart's not the issue. Brains are, based on tonight. Sharks will drag you down and encourage panic footy and we fell for it hook, line and sinker.

 

[Noise]

So the best decision for the team was to keep Edwards off for 50min and then play Will Smith (out of position) at 9 for 40min. f**k me dead that is some good coaching

 

[Bazal]

French wasn't keen on it,refs are

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Did you go a dry rub or a BBQ sauce?

Bbq, garlic, apple vinegar sauce in slow cooker. Finishing in oven. Also chicken wings

 

[TheParraboy]

Did gutho just give the two muppets who gave the penalty a spary then

looked like it