Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[hineyrulz]

Milkenhause.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Well milked Catenhuyzen

 

[Pazza]

Lot of diving by Melbourne today

 

[Joshuatheeel]

None of that excuses their attitude and lack of effort.

Fair sounds like BA wasn't the problem then ...it's our shit squad....hopefully Ryles can sack a few...

 

[Lemon Squash]

No chance I’d play Volkman at 7 ever again.

He’s been a Deer in headlights but has barely played footy for 18 months. He will go back to cup and get some confidence

 

[PARRA_FAN]

I doubt that any Eels player can even spell the word "smart", let alone play that way...

Again another kick to Papenhausen, seriously they should try to short kick.

 

[84 Baby]

I’m sure we’ll be heaps better when we get Moses, JAC, Drown & Junior back on the field

 

[Pazza]

Gonna have to play Williams and guymer as the second rowers just for defence

 

[The Predictor]

Big Sam's out there, at the 57min mark. And I think he missed tackle which led to another try...

Big Sam is lazy and will not have a long career, can’t believe Ryles picked him over others

 

[Parra Cheeses]

Well milked Catenhuyzen

He is quick papensmearzun

 

[the phantom menace]

The Knights surely are pulling their Brown offer

Imagine if Monday's headline is that Brown has now decided activated all his POs to stay with us until 2031...

 

[The Predictor]

I’m sure we’ll be heaps better when we get Moses, JAC, Drown & Junior back on the field

Junior?

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Smith is having a go, that's one positive today.

Smith and Tuivati have been shining light

 

[hineyrulz]

Penissssiiiiiiiii!! At least he’s had a crack.

 

[RustedonEel]

Fair sounds like BA wasn't the problem then ...it's our shit squad....hopefully Ryles can sack a few...

What's BA got to do with it? We should look at getting him back pronto because we've definitely gone backwards at a great rate of knots.

Sack Ryles NOW!!!

 

[Jake the snake]

Pensini one of the few very few I’d save in this team

 

[Parra Cheeses]

Big Sam is lazy and will not have a long career, can’t believe Ryles picked him over others

Who are the others?

 

[JokerEel]

Will with a try probably could have had 2 of we didn't throw that intercept

 

[Cumberland Eel]

He is quick papensmearzun

With his feet and between the ears. Something we severely lack.

 

[The Predictor]

Faint signs of life…

Storm having a breather, no life in these imposters