Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[DaveMc]

Kelma is taking the piss

 

[AnonymousLurker]

f**k you kelma

 

[TheParraboy]

you can only laugh at these clowns

 

[the phantom menace]

And the dope Kelma just had the ball stolen from him!

NSW Cup for him next week please Ryles.

 

[Noise]

I hope Kelma gets a season ending injury. f**k him.

 

[84 Baby]

Kelman about to get hooked again

 

[hineyrulz]

Kelma f**k off and die.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Holy f**king shit Kelma should never wear an Eels jersey again

 

[Parra Cheeses]

You couldn’t script this.

 

[Eelementary]

Just turn off the TV.
Forget about it.
All things shall pass.

It's been 39 years. When is it gonna f**king pass????

 

[King-Gutho94]

Whose idea was it to extend Kelma

 

[Poupou Escobar]

55/45 regularly occurs. 46 points in a half isn’t because of possession or weather, even combined

Well we don't concede 46 points every half so I'm looking at what's changed.

 

[Parra Pride]

It's been 39 years. When is it gonna f**king pass????

I’m fairly confident I’ll hit 40 before we win anything.

 

[the phantom menace]

Nice break Jack Williams!

 

[RustedonEel]

Paulo is a f**king joke of a player. f**k him off.

Second highest tackle count behind Hopgood in first half.

 

[84 Baby]

We should put Jack Williams on ice for the apparently 3 years it’s going to take

 

[King-Gutho94]

Take the 2

 

[the phantom menace]

Well we don't concede 46 points every half so I'm looking at what's changed.

The position of Uranus, perhaps...?

 

[hineyrulz]

Take the two!!

 

[84 Baby]

Well we don't concede 46 points every half so I'm looking at what's changed.

Better hope for more night games then