Rd13 2022: Split round (Eels have bye)

[Obscene Assassin]

Well, I don't have any birds. It's just an annoying piece of garden ornamentation that attracts mosquitos in the warmer months and skaters in the winter.

Skaters with tech decks?

 

[strider]

Yeah but if a visiting bird slips on the ice and breaks a hip you could be legally responsible.

QC Barry will have their measure

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Skaters with tech decks?

Very small ones.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Yeah but if a visiting bird slips on the ice and breaks a hip you could be legally responsible.

Well if it's one of the currawongs that live in my gum tree I'd also be responsible for breaking its neck as well.

 

[King-Gutho94]

GC have joined the lowest clubs in the NRL brigade.

Let me down I reckon 4 times this year.

 

[eels_fan]

Holbrook to Dogs?
Or tigers?

I reckon he’s a quality coach, but whatever he is doing just isn’t working with this group

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well if it's one of the currawongs that live in my gum tree I'd also be responsible for breaking its neck as well.

Are they swoopers, or thieves? Or just generally annoying?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

GC have joined the lowest clubs in the NRL brigade.

Let me down I reckon 4 times this year.

Looking a bit saggy of late.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Are they swoopers, or thieves? Or just generally annoying?

They don't swoop. They kill other, much more respectable, birds and occasionally shit on my washing line. I'm trying to get the local magpies to gang up on them without much luck.

 

[strider]

Dont currawongs love a bit of rain .... merkins get noisy as f**k .... i dont mind em ... better than crows - evil pricks .... there must have been 20 crows in the neighbours trees the other day. Never seen so many hanging out together

 

[Sensei Cobra]

They don't swoop. They kill other, much more respectable, birds and occasionally shit on my washing line. I'm trying to get the local magpies to gang up on them without much luck.

What’s your approach with the Maggie’s?
maybe it’s time to get tough

 

[King-Gutho94]

Looking a bit saggy of late.

They are dreadful.

I am not fan of BA and happy to go in a new direction whenever the club decides.

But Holbrook obviously isn't the answer he deserved credit for getting the titans off the bottom to the finals in 2 years.

But they are back down the bottom and let's be honest they should be on 1 win from 13 games.

3 wins so far and they had the great escape against the Tigers in the worst game this century and pinch a win in ET in magic round.

 

[Incorrect]

Holbrook to Dogs?
Or tigers?

I reckon he’s a quality coach, but whatever he is doing just isn’t working with this group

Well if he's going to go elsewhere, he'd better make it soon. His coaching reputation/credentials are fast going down the gurgler like Garth Brennan's did after he tried to turn that cluster f**k of a team around....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They don't swoop. They kill other, much more respectable, birds and occasionally shit on my washing line. I'm trying to get the local magpies to gang up on them without much luck.

Maybe you could find some suitable motivational speeches from Anthony Robins.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What’s your approach with the Maggie’s?
maybe it’s time to get tough

I try reasoning with them, and then bribing them with worms that I dig up. I did find one that was quite good at fighting the currawongs, but then he died. Perhaps I should put up photos of the old Latchem Robinson Stand to motivate them.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Maybe you could find some suitable motivational speeches from Anthony Robins.

I had to google him to find out who he is. Would need someone more like Johnny Vegas, or maybe Steve Waugh.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I had to google him to find out who he is. Would need someone more like Johnny Vegas, or maybe Steve Waugh.

Do they speak bird though? Maybe birds of Waugh.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And Johnny Vegas was occasionally amusing but he did annoy me a fair bit on QI.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Dont currawongs love a bit of rain .... merkins get noisy as f**k .... i dont mind em ... better than crows - evil pricks .... there must have been 20 crows in the neighbours trees the other day. Never seen so many hanging out together

*Murder

 

[TheParraboy]

Great game on today

Hope its a slaughter for the ages tbh..