Rd14: Parra v Tigers GAME DAY THREAD @ BankWest Stadium 13/6/21

[Jim Rockford]

merging is where it’s at. I’ve always had a fetish for my team to merge. Whats it like when a shit team mergers with another shit team, to become, an overall shit team?

When you mix one pile of shit with another pile of shit you end up with an even bigger pile of shit aka The Wests Mergepies.

 

[TheRam]

If we did merge with Penrith I reckon we finish top 4 nearly every year

No excuses!

 

[crocodile]

You need to reach higher if you want to eat that beanie...

Nah. Just chomp the wearer in half and pick it up off the ground.

 

[crocodile]

If we did merge with Penrith we’d never lose a game and be the greatest team ever!!
Penmatta Pantheels!!!

Where's Winston Churchill when you need him.

 

[84 Baby]

Where's Winston Churchill when you need him.

I think he’s still in same place he’s been for past 56 odd years

 

[IFR33K]

If we did merge with Penrith we’d never lose a game and be the greatest team ever!!
Penmatta Pantheels!!!

BA as coach?

 

[crocodile]

I think he’s still in same place he’s been for past 56 odd years

He has but one of his famous retorts would have been useful re the merger business. For those that haven't read his quotes and one-liners:

An attractive model was once heard saying to Churchill that if they ever got together "With my looks and your brains, our children would have a very good start"

To which Churchill replied "Yes, but they're just as likely to have my looks and your brains"

 

[Gary Gutful]

He has but one of his famous retorts would have been useful re the merger business. For those that haven't read his quotes and one-liners:

An attractive model was once heard saying to Churchill that if they ever got together "With my looks and your brains, our children would have a very good start"

To which Churchill replied "Yes, but they're just as likely to have my looks and your brains"

Sounds like a made up story.

 

[Gary Gutful]

If we did merge with Penrith we’d never lose a game and be the greatest team ever!!
Penmatta Pantheels!!!

Parreth Eelthers.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He has but one of his famous retorts would have been useful re the merger business. For those that haven't read his quotes and one-liners:

An attractive model was once heard saying to Churchill that if they ever got together "With my looks and your brains, our children would have a very good start"

To which Churchill replied "Yes, but they're just as likely to have my looks and your brains"

What about when he said to her "So you're the next Sterlo are ya?"

 

[crocodile]

Sounds like a made up story.

I don't believe so. He's well known for these retorts. Another favourite was when one female MP, Nancy Astor told him that "If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee" To which he responded "If you were my wife I'd drink it"

And the other famous Pearler: "Winston, you're drunk". His reply "You're ugly but I'll be sober in the morning"

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/7768096.Nancy_Astor_the_Viscountess_Astor

 

[Poupou Escobar]

How about his most famous line "You ever had a parrot on your left shoulder?"

 

[Soren Lorenson]

How about his most famous line "You ever had a parrot on your left shoulder?"

Pretty sure I heard he told John Curtin to f**k of once.

 

[crocodile]

How about his most famous line "You ever had a parrot on your left shoulder?"

I attract them. They shit and fly away.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I don't believe so. He's well known for these retorts. Another favourite was when one female MP, Nancy Astor told him that "If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee" To which he responded "If you were my wife I'd drink it"

And the other famous Pearler: "Winston, you're drunk". His reply "You're ugly but I'll be sober in the morning"

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/7768096.Nancy_Astor_the_Viscountess_Astor

He's alright, but he's not as sharp as House.

 

[crocodile]

He's alright, but he's not as sharp as House.

Oscar Wilde had a few too. Did gaol time for being a shirtlifter. Not sure if that's where his inspiration came from.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Oscar Wilde had a few too. Did gaol time for being a shirtlifter. Not sure if that's where his inspiration came from.

I still remember after the salary cap scandal BA fronted the media and said "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." Genius.

 

[crocodile]

I still remember after the salary cap scandal BA fronted the media and said "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." Genius.

I've borrowed that one myself once or twice. He was good.

 

[Gronk]

If we did merge with Penrith I reckon we finish top 4 nearly every year

Gee the Pennys would make our NSW Cup side unbeatable !

 

[hindy111]

I still remember after the salary cap scandal BA fronted the media and said "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." Genius.

Nobody talks about me. Thanks for making me feel bad.
Motherf**ker.