Rd8: Eels v Cowboys GAME DAY THREAD in Darwin 30/4/22

[Wally21]

Im struggling to figure out who i would feed (at seafood on cullen) after this game ... everyone looks lethargic as f**k. Darwin sucks!

It’s a shithole to visit and a shithole to play at

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I’m convinced the coach has a brain the size of a pea

Everything expands when it's humid.

 

[yy_cheng]

Oh no Moses injured Jake stays in the team

At least Moses digs into the line before passing

 

[Jake the snake]

We just need to front load our effort areas.

 

[hindy111]

Whats hilarious is we are being beaten and stomped on. Cowboys are swalling out attack and not even moving to do it. But we have no plan b. We keep doing the exact same thing.
It's pretty funny they feel eventually everything will change and all of a sudden it will work.

Here is a clue - IT WONT. THEY HAVE WORKED IT OUT TRY SOMETHING NEW FFS

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Merkins are suggesting that this is our style of play with Jake in the halves. Last week was the outlier merkin. Look at the other games, including last year. Our attack dies with him in the halves more often than not.

Last year he played because we had a starting half missing, so it's irrelevant. This year the Knights game represents 40% of the footy he's played. Hardly any more of an outlier than this game.

 

[hindy111]

We just need to front load our effort areas.

Chase the collisions also......

 

[hindy111]

Im struggling to figure out who i would feed (at seafood on cullen) after this game ... everyone looks lethargic as f**k. Darwin sucks!

AVENGER

 

[Jake the snake]

Team has given up.

 

[Wally21]

Next week the Panfers will f**k us like a whore at a truck stop

 

[Happy MEel]

Last year he played because we had a starting half missing, so it's irrelevant. This year the Knights game represents 40% of the footy he's played. Hardly any more of an outlier than this game.

How is it irrelevant? The point is he destroys our attack. Why he was in the team in the first place is the irrelevant part.

 

[strider]

I havent seen a whineyrulz whine all second half .... i fear the poor merkin might have passed out

 

[Cumberland Eel]

The spine has been atrocious tbh and yes you guessed it.. they can go and get analed

 

[hindy111]

Gutho you overrated dope
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Spiro reckons we got a bargain for 800k even though nobody else offered more then 600

 

[84 Baby]

Gutho…. TAKE A f**kEN KICK RETURN! f**ken pissing me off! We’ve got 12 year olds playing on the wings, so how about take a bit of pressure off them?!? FFS

 

[hindy111]

I havent seen a whineyrulz whine all second half .... i fear the poor merkin might have passed out

He may have indigestion

 

[jk13]

Cartys gonna let some in but he’ll score ya a few as well

 

[the phantom menace]

Team has given up.

But at least they stuck to the game plan, even in the second half (when it hadn't worked at all in the first half).

 

[JokerEel]

Stop taking games to Darwin!!!!

 

[Jake the snake]

embarrassing