Rebirth of the Brain Teaser

[Anonymous]

Thanks for clearing that one up Marty...

 

[Frenzy]

Sorry about my ignorance... but what exactly is a 'clean' animal anyway? Or is it a key factor to answering this question...?

No idea, far to theological for me. It's really a simple trick question on the name, nothing more, nothing less.

Here's a distraction to all that :lol:

A "Wise King" devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.
The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King.
The rules of the test were that the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles, etc.).
One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King.

How did he figure it out?

 

[Anonymous]

Did he just call the princess to come over to him, then touch her hand?

 

[Marty Moose]

2 of each animal were needed for reproducing and the other 5 of the clean animals were used as a sacrifice afetr they got off the ark

Frenzy did he ask the princess to walk over to him??

 

[White Poiner]

yeah wats the answer
did he ask her to come over there then touch her
:?:

 

[White Poiner]

sorry wrong page

 

[Frenzy]

2 of each animal were needed for reproducing and the other 5 of the clean animals were used as a sacrifice afetr they got off the ark

Frenzy did he ask the princess to walk over to him??

He most certainly did Mr Moose!

 

[Anonymous]

Dammit... I said it first... Marty just copied me! ;-)

 

[Frenzy]

Dammit... I said it first... Marty just copied me! ;-)

Dammit, I missed your response Zed.

Luckily no correspondence shall be entered into and I re assign the prize to the ZedMeister

whoops sorry about that Zed

 

[Anonymous]

Woo woo! :lol:

Either way, I got nothin' when it comes to brain teasers. Anyone feel free to take the next one.

 

[Jimbo]

A clean animal is one that the jews were allowed to eat an unclean is one that they are not allowed to eat. eg pork it is to do with if their hooves are split and if they chew their cuds

Well, a pig is a filthy animal. That's why I don't dig on swine...

 

[Macca]

On her first day at the adult education centre, a receptionist has to deliver an urgent message to Pete Smith in the Car Mechanics course - his wife has suddenly gone into labour. The receptionist rushes into the classroom of some 20 people. How does she instantly know who to give the message to, even though she has never met the man before?

 

[The Popper]

I'll have a crack at this.
All the rest of the students are female. Is that right, Macca?

 

[PJ]

He's the lecturer?

 

[Jimbo]

He kept yelling out "SAAAAAALE OF THE CENTURY"

 

[Bastard Squad]

He was trying to fix his exhaust manifold with Copperart supplies.

 

[King of the Hill]

He kept yelling out "SAAAAAALE OF THE CENTURY"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
appalling joke, but hilarious when i'm still tanked the day after a crazy cocktail party!

 

[cheese]

:lol:


but uhm...

.....Its the 1st day of semester, hence the receptionists 1st day, and therefore, everyone in the class were wearing name tags?

 

[Quint]

She is a psychic and obviously in the wrong job.

 

[Macca]

Popper is correct. All other class mates are female.

Your go Popper.