Relating NRL teams to High School

[Shorty]

I took this from another place that had college football teams instead, I'll do a few...and they're girls for me but I'm sure people can do others...I haven't got one for Souths but I reckon some others could:lol:

Melbourne Storm - Mean girl, was head of the group and was respected but was found out to be cheating, lying and generally being a backstabbing b*tch, is now a social outcast and she's unlikely to be respected again.

Brisbane Broncos - The stereotypical 'popular girl' friendly enough, but always seems to have success in everything, rich family, gets good grades, gets all the guys, everything is handed to her on a platter.For this she is hated and people enjoy seeing her fail.

Cowboys - Little sister of Broncos, better looking and just as if not more talented, has lack of confidence in herself because of big sister's constant praise by pretty much everyone but as she's matured, when head to head with bigger sister she has been known to steal the spotlight.

Warriors - Has always been exotic and bubbly, is eccentric and arty but cares little for what people think, has gained the respect of the whole school for beating up the Storm.

 

[Wladimir Klitschko]

Sharks - that one poor kid who always asks for money or some of your lunch.

 

[Brutus]

News Limited...

 

[muzby]

canberra - that strange girl who seems just a little too "cosy" with her pet dog

dragons - uptight girl who never quite gave it away until last year, despite nearly going all the way many times

newcastle - will give it away for money

penrith - you're pretty sure at some point, 'she' was a 'he'

souffs - the girl who dreams of being a social media professional

 

[juro]

Souths - the old teacher who tries to be cool and joke with all the students, but everyone laughs at him. Hasn't added to society in the last couple decades.

 

[redvscotty]

Did you steal this from some cheerleaders blog?

A livejournal perhaps?

This thread is gayer than AIDS.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Manly - I imagine they are the equivalent of what Julia Gillard would have been like at school.

Roosters - Comes from a rich family, has loads of money, good looks and seems to have everything going for her, but give her 2 glasses of wine and she'd jump in the sack with anyone.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Cowboys - Little sister of Broncos, better looking and just as if not more talented, has lack of confidence in herself because of big sister's constant praise by pretty much everyone but as she's matured, when head to head with bigger sister she has been known to steal the spotlight.

The bias is strong in this one

 

[Shorty]

Did you steal this from some cheerleaders blog?

A livejournal perhaps?

This thread is gayer than AIDS.

Actually, it's from Bleacher Report, a sports blog....idiot.

The bias is strong in this one

I regret nothing!!!

 

[CliffyIsGod]

Manly - I imagine they are the equivalent of what Julia Gillard would have been like at school.

Manly = successful
Juliar = not successful

 

[Marshall_magic]

Souths: That fat and ugly chick that hangs out with the hot girls (there's always one), who tries to fit in, and thinks she's as awesome as the rest of them, but everyone knows she's below average.

Manly: The year 10 chick who dates guys in their early 20s. Everyone else around the school thinks it's disgusting and hates them for it, but a select few think she's alright.

 

[Wladimir Klitschko]

Bulldogs - Wannabe tough guy, is the bully of the school likes to think his on top of the world - but everyone else knows he will just end up in prison

 

[Mr Fourex]

Brisbane Broncos - The stereotypical 'popular girl' friendly enough, but always seems to have success in everything, rich family, gets good grades, gets all the guys, everything is handed to her on a platter.For this she is hated and people enjoy seeing her fail.

Uhmmm.........how does this work again? Popular but hated?

Oh

you mean hated by the jealous and resentful little bitch sister

Gotcha........;-)

 

[Shorty]

Uhmmm.........how does this work again? Popular but hated?

Oh

you mean hated by the jealous and resentful little bitch sister

Gotcha........;-)

Oh it's not just the 'little bitch sister'

 

[Eelectrica]

Titans - New kid who tried to get noticed by picking fights with the big kids only to be pushed in the mud.

 

[TheDalek079]

Gold Coast Titans - the new kid who everyone likes at first, but after a term everybody begins to hate them

Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs - the dodgy kid who vandalises the school.

Western Suburbs Magpies & Balmain Tigers - the two you suspect to be gay and someday will end up living together

Melbourne Storm and Brisbane Broncos - the wankers that everybody hates and wants to beat up, but cannot because their parents are teachers

 

[Hutty1986]

Souffs-The shady drug dealer who hangs around the school.

 

[dogslife]

Dogs - That kid dealing drugs down behind the shed

 

[betcats]

Souffs-The shady drug dealer who hangs around the school.

More like the kid who didnt make it past year 8.

 

[dogslife]

More like the kid who didnt make it past year 8.

LOL@50uff$ - What's high school?