request- i need your all help picking up girls

[thuggdogg]

Hello my name is Thuggdogg (aka T-Dogg or MC fleXmaster Fly)

I have a problem im reaching to yall.

I cant get chicks, i never had a real GF except a few asians new into the country i thrashed).

I did adult dating sites and took one ho to sizzler in villawood and treated her like a woman but then she never answered my calls again and i dun no why. shes stupid.

after alot of thought i think its due to my heritage (lebbo+indian).

The lebanese chicks dont want a guy that isnt pure lebanese (i look black)

The indian chicks is to goody goody and lets be honest not many of them are hot to me.

The african freshies are scarce and few and far between.




It gets to me becuz i might not b perfect ( i never had a job and dont intend to get one, never had a licence or a car and im kinda short 5ft 4)but i have alot goin for me:

-im black
-Smart
-Intelligent
-i dress ghetto style
-i have a boyish charm and smile to melt hearts
- i coach a team
- smoke Dunhill blues
-i bash any guy that looks at my girl
-i love getting down and dirty with a woman
- i have a bad boy image and i've even been to prison.



Now i''m not perfect as i said but if i was a girl i'd be close to a glamour but they never try and pick me up or anything and give me the cold shoulder when i give them a 'sup' then wonder why i start abusing them.


Can any one give a brutha some advice?
i know there gotta be some playas on d forum,BBSF or someone, who can help me get a long term gf, a wife, or at tha very least a thump-n-dump. i cant afford to keep going to tug joints

 

[Dutchy]

Yo thugg. I consider myself a bit of a Ladies Man. I'm out the door right now, but I'll help you out when I get home, aight?

 

[McLovin]

Pretty sure it's mah boi bangz..nah mean?

 

[Apey]

whip it out.

 

[Knightmare]

Next time you go out, wait until you see a girl you like. Then go up to her, and in your most seductive voice, sing this to her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

 

[Avenger]

Hello my name is Thuggdogg (aka T-Dogg or MC fleXmaster Fly)

I have a problem im reaching to yall.

I cant get chicks, i never had a real GF except a few asians new into the country i thrashed).

I did adult dating sites and took one ho to sizzler in villawood and treated her like a woman but then she never answered my calls again and i dun no why. shes stupid.

after alot of thought i think its due to my heritage (lebbo+indian).

The lebanese chicks dont want a guy that isnt pure lebanese (i look black)

The indian chicks is to goody goody and lets be honest not many of them are hot to me.

The african freshies are scarce and few and far between.




It gets to me becuz i might not b perfect ( i never had a job and dont intend to get one, never had a licence or a car and im kinda short 5ft 4)but i have alot goin for me:

-im black
-Smart
-Intelligent
-i dress ghetto style
-i have a boyish charm and smile to melt hearts
- i coach a team
- smoke Dunhill blues
-i bash any guy that looks at my girl
-i love getting down and dirty with a woman
- i have a bad boy image and i've even been to prison.



Now i''m not perfect as i said but if i was a girl i'd be close to a glamour but they never try and pick me up or anything and give me the cold shoulder when i give them a 'sup' then wonder why i start abusing them.


Can any one give a brutha some advice?
i know there gotta be some playas on d forum,BBSF or someone, who can help me get a long term gf, a wife, or at tha very least a thump-n-dump. i cant afford to keep going to tug joints

:lol::lol:

Love the Sizzler line.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Didgi]

Yo got n e mates wif hot sisters T Master?

 

[thuggdogg]

what i was thinking was doing what they dun in top gunn and go up to some ho in a rsl club with a few of my boys and start singing "u lost...dat....mcluvin.....feeling" with a few of my homies in the background doin vocals.

i might put my own spin on dat and sing Eazy -Es "str8 outta compton"

at the moment its just an idea.


i could just do it da old fashioned way and just slip a roofie or a GHB in their drinks then get romantic.

 

[thuggdogg]

Yo got n e mates wif hot sisters T Master?

Yeah my man Shakib has a hot sista and i tried to make 2 hot moves on her but she said she dont put out yet because she 15 yrs old.


but we have a saying in canada bay "if there grass on the wicket time to play cricket" and i tried anyway but things got ugly.

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

i think u have 2 remember different cultures will mean that people are different. for example indian chicks will act differently and want different things to an aussie chick. u also have to take into consideration that some chicks will act as if they dont like you although they really do. the thing is most grils like to be spoiled and they want you to do alot of work to show them that you are not just there for sex as many girls just think you want sex. if u can show them u r there to give them love then maybe they will give u more than 1 date and not want to break it off.

the other way is if girls dont think u r good or hot u have to tell them u r. many girls have said i am not funny but the best way 2 proove u r is to tell them u r and that u r good at sport, music, education and friends.

i think fashion helps 2

 

[thuggdogg]

i think u have 2 remember different cultures will mean that people are different. for example indian chicks will act differently and want different things to an aussie chick. u also have to take into consideration that some chicks will act as if they dont like you although they really do. the thing is most grils like to be spoiled and they want you to do alot of work to show them that you are not just there for sex as many girls just think you want sex. if u can show them u r there to give them love then maybe they will give u more than 1 date and not want to break it off.

the other way is if girls dont think u r good or hot u have to tell them u r. many girls have said i am not funny but the best way 2 proove u r is to tell them u r and that u r good at sport, music, education and friends.

i think fashion helps 2

interesting and thanks for d advice.

few points.

1, normally i tell them what i want or hint with innewendo. The girl at sizzler when she was eating spaghetti (pasta) i was kept saying "yeah...yeah you do that real good" while staring at her abd doing the lip pout that black ppl do.

This was clever because i wasnt too forward but i made my intentions subtly clear. i was doing stuff like that all night.

2. i do tend to tell girls how good i am. i lie like no others lie..feel me?

lol to various ho's ive told them i ran with dre..i supported Eminem at the enmore theatre...i was in underbelly 3 (as a character not an actor) that i bashed alan mullally (ex english crickter) and that i fly a plane or hav a album under another name.

i think they work but sometimes i forget to b consistant and contradic myself.

3. dawg i have d fashion, i have 3 gold chains and 1 of them is real. i have a bandana i wear on my head back to front like tupac style and i always wear bball jerseys or sumtimes gridiron depending on the mood or if im at d beach i got fubu shirt or sumpin and have sean john jeans wif NIKE TN'S or AIR MAX or if i want to get in a clubb i wear rabens

 

[thuggdogg]

anyway Gs im goin to my bois now so im not seeing anyone till 3 tomorrow arvo, if i wake up earlier i'll shout out to y'all

otherwise im gunna throw out a 'pimp in peace' to everyone an wish u homies a nighty night dont let the bed bugs bite. peace

 

[Bazal]

Question

Who here HASNT bashed Allan Mullally? Traitor

 

[Martli]

From now on instead of writing "the" i'm just going to write "d".

 

[Twizzle]

From now on instead of writing "the" i'm just going to write "d".

that will make you soooooo cool

 

[StormChaser]

This place is making me lose the will to live.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

In all honesty, if the op's personality is even close to what is shown in it's posts, giving up is the only real option.

Face facts dude, you're a sub-continental dwarf with delusions of grandeur. You're about as employable as Charles Manson and half as likeable.

Just give up.

Buy a blow-up doll, call it Nancy and spend the rest of your days with a peer. But remember to wear protection as I'm reasonably certain you could get her pregnant and you don't want midget blow-up dolls running all over the place having it off with your stuffed animals.

 

[chefman21]

In all honesty, if the op's personality is even close to what is shown in it's posts, giving up is the only real option.

Face facts dude, you're a sub-continental dwarf with delusions of grandeur. You're about as employable as Charles Manson and half as likeable.

Just give up.

Buy a blow-up doll, call it Nancy and spend the rest of your days with a peer. But remember to wear protection as I'm reasonably certain you could get her pregnant and you don't want midget blow-up dolls running all over the place having it off with your stuffed animals.

This is what you have to deal with... Careful. Meet Romeo Dev aka Thuggdog...

Oh Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo.

 

[Eelementary]

interesting and thanks for d advice.

few points.

1, normally i tell them what i want or hint with innewendo. The girl at sizzler when she was eating spaghetti (pasta) i was kept saying "yeah...yeah you do that real good" while staring at her abd doing the lip pout that black ppl do.

This was clever because i wasnt too forward but i made my intentions subtly clear. i was doing stuff like that all night.

2. i do tend to tell girls how good i am. i lie like no others lie..feel me?

lol to various ho's ive told them i ran with dre..i supported Eminem at the enmore theatre...i was in underbelly 3 (as a character not an actor) that i bashed alan mullally (ex english crickter) and that i fly a plane or hav a album under another name.

i think they work but sometimes i forget to b consistant and contradic myself.

3. dawg i have d fashion, i have 3 gold chains and 1 of them is real. i have a bandana i wear on my head back to front like tupac style and i always wear bball jerseys or sumtimes gridiron depending on the mood or if im at d beach i got fubu shirt or sumpin and have sean john jeans wif NIKE TN'S or AIR MAX or if i want to get in a clubb i wear rabens

You, sir, are a comedic genius. The constant, deliberate grammatical and spelling errors are funny, but the icing on the cake? The fact you deliberately typed "innuendo" incorrectly and then have the courtesy to point out to everyone playing at home that spaghetti is actually pasta.

And let's not point out that you typed other, simpler words incorrectly but you still managed to spell "spaghetti" - an Italian word, at that - correctly.

Genius. Absolute genius.

 

[Skinner]

Da tugger, he's da bomb fo shizzle