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Ricky Stuart Quits as Kangaroos Coach

LOYAL DRAGON

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I'm curious Dodger, do you run a rope through the dog, fly it up a flag pole and salute it?

I should imagine there'd be people willing to pay a lot of money to see that.
sh*t you come up with the best lines dont you willow:lol::lol::lol:
 

The Dodger

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But do you think there's any money in saluting the dog?

My Kelpie is hanging out for an answer.

well i was thinking maybe we can have a statue built of a red kelpie, maybe in the city centre, like town hall, where we can pay homage to it when we walk past it.

The really religious can pray there 7 times a day.
If they can't make it there then there should be icons made for peoples homes.
i was thinking 6 inch sized icons can be sold for around $29.95 to the big 6 foot icons sold for $399.95.

also, we should add it in the australian anthem.
we should also get rid of the queen on our coins and put the red kelpie there instead.

maybe we can make an Australian tourism shop at the airport specifically on red kelpies and charge $60 for t-shirts.

willow, if you can supply the shirts, i will make out the prints.
 

Quigs

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The really religious can pray there 7 times a day.
If they can't make it there then there should be icons made for peoples homes.
i was thinking 6 inch sized icons can be sold for around $29.95 to the big 6 foot icons sold for $399.95.

So you've been to the Vatican too Dodge.

No doubt about it - - there is money in that religion racket.

I'm a cattle dog man myself. I wont mention what colour my cattledog is in here for fear of embarrasing myself.

Cheers
Quigs
 

The Dodger

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So you've been to the Vatican too Dodge.

No doubt about it - - there is money in that religion racket.

I'm a cattle dog man myself. I wont mention what colour my cattledog is in here for fear of embarrasing myself.

Cheers
Quigs
no doubt quigs there is alot of money in this religion stuff.

another suggestion would be is to purchase towels from big w for $4.95, spray them with holy kelpie urine water and resell them for $19.95 (all proceeds go the the "Australian Kelpie Foundation")
 
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drake

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no doubt quigs there is alot of money in this religion stuff.

another suggestion would be is to purchase towels from big w for $4.95, spray them with holy kelpie urine water and resell them for $19.95 (all proceeds go the the "Australian Kelpie Foundation")

How does your toy poodle feel about you talkin' up Kelpies, Dodger?
 

The Dodger

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lol

the poodle is for the atheists.

my toy poodle is programmed to bark with the press of a button.

funny enough, my kelpie barks when i ask him to "say it" too.

no word of a lie.
 

LOYAL DRAGON

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lol

he does when he is caught digging holes...
they are cute, my foxie died at 4year and 9month, believe it, f**ken cancer.
i was away one time and the kids, the dog were running amuck, they wouldnt listen to my wife,
but as soon as i opened the front door when i got home, the boys ran and sat in the living room and the foxie jumped and sat in her basket, my wife was in stiches with laughter.:lol:
i do miss her
 

The Dodger

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mate, dogs are the most loyal companians you could ever have.

my dog cries as soon as he hears me park in the driveway.

waits all day just for me to come home and take him for a walk.

the mut is that stubborn, he's been sitting out in the wet for an hour and a half now in the pooring rain expecting me to come out and take him for a walk.

he has just realised and has gone back in his kennel now.

my nephews and neices love him.

they play with him for hours.
its good because they tire him out so i dont have to take him for a run.

hopefully if its hot tomorrow (expected to be 34 degrees) im taking him to boat harbour.
he absolutely loves the water, which my old dog didnt.

cancer hey?

thats pretty farked.
i feel for ya man.
 

The Dodger

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lol

mate i love my dog, but not like those animal farm videos that willow keeps in his cupboard.
 

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