Ridiculous lines in song

[Holla if ya hear me]

Dont know if this has been done but...Along the lines of Roves 'Musical microscope'
heres mine-
"So put your hands across the water"
'Mushroommmmmm!!"
Moonsoonnnnn...
Come soon-Robbie Willians
Im sure there are tonnes of others but i thought this line very strange
Whatcha thing-Others???????

 

[Forum Idiot]

ive always been baffled by the lyrics to ivalid litter dept. by at the drive in -

intreveniously polite, it was the walky-talkies that had knocked the pins down as her shoes gripped the dirt floor in the silhouette of dying. yeah they had plans for him and they had spun the last of the pimps....

 

[SP]

any lyrics in a rap song

 

[Godz Illa]

yawn.. good call Lewis :roll: .

The grand daddy of perplexing lyrics must go to Queen's magnum opus - Bohemian Rhapsody. Millions have tried and failed to decipher these knotty epigrams.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

 

[Forum Idiot]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i always thought they were saying " miss miller" not bismillah! how embarrassment.

 

[SP]

oh well cant please everyone

 

[choc_soldier]

'Muscle Museum' by Muse

I have played in every toilet
But you still want to spoil it
To prove I’ve made a big mistake

I love the song, but WTF? :?

 

[SP]

'Muscle Museum' by Muse

I have played in every toilet
But you still want to spoil it
To prove I’ve made a big mistake

I love the song, but WTF? :?

:? :? :lol:

 

[Melstar]

any of Grinspoons earlier stuff is a little obscure at times.

 

[Raider_69]

i always thought they were saying " miss miller" not bismillah! how embarrassment.

me too, im upset now, i have memories of screaming "miss miller" in the car and when pissed, to find out its not "miss miller" has me feeling pretty insecure right now

give Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody the trophey now!

 

[Southernsaint]

Lucky that my breasts are small & humble/
So that you don't confuse them with mountains

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Cheers,
Ben S.

 

[millersnose]

theres a lady whose sure..all that glitters is gold...etc

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Twist - Korn

Goes something liek this...

EEBA DO RATA SINGA BE DO RAP CHICK UP DUPUYEP REEPA SEEPA DOOOOORAH BADFAFAS
FDSFSDGJKSDGHH RAAA RAA RAAA JIBBERISH ..........

TWIST... TWIST

EEEBA RABBA NABBABAA AFFFDF....

 

[Quint]

Twist - Korn

Goes something liek this...

EEBA DO RATA SINGA BE DO RAP CHICK UP DUPUYEP REEPA SEEPA DOOOOORAH BADFAFAS
FDSFSDGJKSDGHH RAAA RAA RAAA JIBBERISH ..........

TWIST... TWIST

EEEBA RABBA NABBABAA AFFFDF....

We have a winner!!!!!!

 

[half]

karma police
arrest this girl
her hitler hairdo
is making me feel ill

 

[SP]

another Korn entry

from Freak on a Leash

Boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema

 

[ThrashViking]

"Now my fly said I'm hungry, it can't eat pizza and Pepsi/Pet shop doesn't have the food, so I give it seven toast crumbs" :?
Soothsayer - Buzz Fly

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

oh.. What about that song.. umm i think the bands name is ween..

goes something like this...

PUSH THE LIL DAISY'S AND MAKE EM COME UP.. PUSH THE LIL DAISY's AND MAKE EM COME UP... rpt x 10

 

[Matt23]

Ween - push th' lil daisys, worst song ever

 

[KulaShaker]

So many Avril Lavigne things... someone once wrote an article about, for lack of a better word, sucky she was... put it perfectly.

"I never spend less than an hour
Washin' my hair in the shower
It always takes five hours to make it straight
So I'll braid it in a zillion braids
Though it may take a friggin' day
There's nothin' else better to do anyway."

That's uh...deep.


"He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?"

Well, you sure as hell couldn't make it any more juvenile.


"He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard, how we rock each other's world?
I'm with the sk8er boi, I said see you later boy
I'll be backstage after the show
I'll be at the studio singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know."

First of all, the fact that it's spelled like that is enough to make me vomit all over myself. I thought no one over the age of thirteen wrote a sentence that looked like, "U R 2 Kewl 2 B 4 GOT N." Second, the lyrics are flat out ridiculous. Boy meets girl, girl is too good for boy, boy becomes big star, girl regrets it, boy meets Avril, boy and Avril live happily ever after. My imaginary nine year old sister could have penned better lyrics.


"Went back home again
This sucks, gotta pack up and leave again
Say goodbye to all my friends
Can't say when I'll be there again
Its time now
I turn around
Turn my back on everything"

Well, cry her a f**king river. Avril, darling, you chose that lifestyle. You chose to drop out of high school, move to LA, and pursue your career. Deal with the consequences. Plus the fact that she rhymed again with again. Twice.


"I'm not the milk and Cheerios in your spoon,
It's not a simple here we go not so soon,
I might have fallen for that when I was 14
And a little more green."

That inconceivably ridiculous first line speaks for itself. The second makes no sense whatsoever, I've no qualms with the third, and the fourth...Avril, the writing is lacking. Perhaps you shouldn't have been so quick to drop out.


But wait, there's more.. http://www.recroommagazine.com/articles/avril.htm