Ridiculous lines in song

[ParraMatt]

Sportive, You coming to Penrith next Saturday Night?

 

[cordelia]

"If the light is off then it isn't on"

So Yesterday - Hillary Duff

:?

 

[SP]

Walk on the wild side by Lou Reed has some ...... well pretty interesting lyrics

 

[0neye]

ROSES ..... OutKast

[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like Poo-Poo
Yeah, roses really smell like Poo-Poo :lol: :lol: ;-)

 

[SpaceMonkey]

ROSES ..... OutKast

[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to thank your sh*t don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like Poo-Poo
Yeah, roses really smell like Poo-Poo :lol: :lol: ;-)

The lyrics seem to make pretty good sense in the context of the somg to me.

 

[Sato]

"We in the club doin' the same old two step
Gorilla Unit cuz, they say we bugged out
Cuz we don't go nowhere without toast, be thugged out"

thats 50 cent's wanksta, i heard it from stewi on fmaily guy. What the hell does it mean?!!?

 

[madunit]

"Love child of Genghis Khan,
And a beautiful busty amazon,
On the Death Star with her God Father,
Darth Vader...and 9 months later

But that's impossible,
She's super colossal,
She'll make a fascinating fossil"

From the minds of The Presidents of The United States Of America.

 

[madunit]

Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment by TISM

Murder! Murder! Murder! Murder!
There's a pomegranate up your blurter!
Eating fruit is mean and vicious,
Keep your hands off golden delicious,
World Bank is wrong! So is fetta!
My vodoo man will make it better,
My vodoo man speaks only Hindi,
Put super-glue on my bindi.

Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?

I'm lacto-enzyme-oxy intolerant!
I use breathatarian-based emollient,
Meditation makes me ebulient,
I've never earned a days emolument.

Everywhere, astral-signed hippiness,
Primitive as Australopithecus,
Panders to some dead-heads wishes,
Next we'll be back burning witches.

 

[c_eagle]

"Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion
Come on motherf**kers and deliver the cow"

Sucker train blues - Velvet Revolver

 

[sportive cupid]

Sportive, You coming to Penrith next Saturday Night?

sorry didn't see this before now.
Sorry I won't be able to make it on Saturday But I will try to be at the next Sydney game and Definately the game at Shark Park ;-)

 

[fosie]

Roses - Outkast

".....roses really smell like booooooooo....."
apparently thats how it goes.........

 

[Twizzle]

Walk on the wild side by Lou Reed has some ...... well pretty interesting lyrics

do di do
do di do
dido do
dido do dido
di do do

 

[The Engineers Room]

Bush "little things"

i touch your mouth :: my willy is food :: addicted to love :: i'm addicted to fools :: i kill you once :: i kill you again :: we're starving and crude :: welcome my friends to

Bush "Personal Holloway"

tune my weaker eye :: spit white :: hold the world up all day :: she's blue in the face again :: sleep the darkness all away :: and drinking kitchen paint to dye the winter i hope we'll never see again :: deaf and dumb with the lights on :: deaf and dumb with the lights on :: married by signs :: married by signs

personal holloway :: six month linen :: but's safe to say we are alone :: suburban suicide :: watching night come amber :: it's all so temporary :: move a little way :: move a little way now :: move a little way :: move a little way now :: bleed life :: breathe life :: could be a better plan :: paracetamol :: could be a better plan :: could be a better plan

 

[Johns Magic]

Kid Rock- Bawitdaba

The chorus is:

Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy(4x)

 

[Once Dead]

Bush "little things"

i touch your mouth :: my willy is food :: addicted to love :: i'm addicted to fools :: i kill you once :: i kill you again :: we're starving and crude :: welcome my friends to

Bush "Personal Holloway"

tune my weaker eye :: spit white :: hold the world up all day :: she's blue in the face again :: sleep the darkness all away :: and drinking kitchen paint to dye the winter i hope we'll never see again :: deaf and dumb with the lights on :: deaf and dumb with the lights on :: married by signs :: married by signs

personal holloway :: six month linen :: but's safe to say we are alone :: suburban suicide :: watching night come amber :: it's all so temporary :: move a little way :: move a little way now :: move a little way :: move a little way now :: bleed life :: breathe life :: could be a better plan :: paracetamol :: could be a better plan :: could be a better plan

Yeah - Bush were a little wacky on their albums......i loved little things until i heard that lameo "my willy is food" line......so stupid.....then again, i gave up on them after Razorblade Suitcase

 

[keeney]

I love Tori Amos but there aren't many better at writing lyrics that make little sense...

everyday's my wedding day
though baby's still in his comatose state
I'll die my own Easter eggs
don't go yet
and Beenie lost the sunset but that's but that's OK
does Joe bring flowers to Marilyn's grave
and girls that eat pizza but never gain weight
Father Lucifer you never looked so sane

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hello Mr Zebra
can I have your sweater
cause it´s cold cold cold
in my hole hole hole
Ratatouille Strychnine
sometimes she´s a friend of mine
with a gigantic whirlpool
that will blow your mind

hello Mr Zebra
ran into some confusion with a Mrs Crocodile
furry mussels marching on
she thinks she´s Kaiser Wilhelm
or a civillised syllabub
to blow your mind
figure it out
she´s a goodtime fella
she´s got a little fund to fight for Moneypenny´s rights
figure it out
she´s a goodtime fella
too bad the burial was premature she said
and smiled

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and what about the deal on that flying
trapeeze got a peanut butter hand
but honey do drop in at the
Dew Drop Inn
sweet sweet
between the bots and the bees

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and Jamaica
do you know what I have done
Mary M weaving on said
what you want is in the blood Senators
I got Big Bird on the fishing line
with a bit of a shout a bit of a shout
a bit of an angry snout
he's my favourite hooker of the whole bunch
and I know about his only Bride
and how the Russians die on the ice
I got my rape hat on
honey but I always could accessorise
and I never cared too much for the money
but I know right now
that it's in God's hands
but I don't know who the Father is

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don't make me scratch on you door
I never left you
for a Banjo
I only just turned around for a poodle
and a corvette
and my impression
of my best Angie Dickinson

you beat me to it, tori amos is great but f**k her lyrics are weird, imilar to ani

 

[sydraider]

SKID ROW- monkey buisness

Outside my window there's a
Whole lot of trouble comin'
The cartoon killers and the
Rag cover clones

Stack heals kickin' rhythm
Of social circumcision
Can't close the closet on a
Shoe box full of bones

Kangaroo lady with her bourbon in a pouch
Can't afford the rental on a bamboo couch
Collecting back her favors 'cause her well is running dry
I know her act is terminal but she ain't gonna die

Slim Intoxicado drinkin' dime store hooch
Is always in a circle with his part-time pooch
Little creepy's playing dollies on the New York rain
Thinkin' Bowie's just a knife. Ooh the pain

I ain't seen the sun since I don't know when
The freaks come out at nine and it's twenty to ten
What's this funk That you call junk?
To me it's just monkey business

Blind man in the box that will probably die
The village kids laugh as they walk by
A psycho is on the edge of this human garbage dump
And the vultures in the sewers are telling him to jump

Into the fire from the frying pan
Tripping on his tongue for a cool place to stand
Where's this shade that you've got it made
To me it's just monkey business

Monkey business
Slippin' on the track
Monkey business
Jungle in black
Ain't your business
If I got no monkey on my back

The Vaseline gypsies and the silicone souls dressed to the society
Hypocrite heartbeat and cheap alibis can't get you by that monkey

 

[The Engineers Room]

The thing is that some of them use metaphor and subtext and the rest just make up stuff because they think it makes them sound intelligent and people will listen. The trick is deciding which is which.

 

[Bastard Squad]

David Bowie has some great nonsense lyrics.

It's on Amerika's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

 

[andrew flap]

I'll probably get canned for this but, here goes.

She's leaving home - Beatles

"Fun is the one thing that money can't buy"

I thought that fun is the very thing money could buy.

An utterly stupid song.