Round 26 - Parramatta Eels v South Sydney Rabbitohs GAME DAY THREAD

[I'm a loser baby...]

Thought I'd add the appropriate terminology, every tom , dick and Gary was getting confused

Good man. It also made me hurt inside.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Bazal]

It's nice to see that even that poor man with no lap can fulfil his lifelong dream of getting a lap dance. What a time to be alive.

 

[ash411]

He moves pretty well for a big guy.

The footage is actually sped up, and he's moving v e r y s l o w l y

 

[Kornstar]

NO.

If we win - you beauty, if we lose - you beauty ! BA will have them pumped after a loss and we will play a side just making up the numbers ! Give me 5th spot any day !

Are you a long term Eels supporter or do you have recent amnesia? (Yes i know the real answer, but you know)

It would be the most Parramatta thing to lose this week and then play Cowboys next week and get our asses handed to us........it's what we do!!!

We SHOULD beat the Rabbitohs tonight but what i have learned being an Eels fan is that they will make it as hard as possible to win or just not turn up, i.e. the recent Newcastle game.

I would rather win this week and lose next week to keep us in the finals one week longer than lose tonight and have the stress of knowing that we need to rely on the team (to win next week) who were just beaten by a very understrength Rabbitohs team with 4th spot (or possible 3rd spot) on the line.

Plus playing Melbourne down there and challenging them would be the best thing we could do imo. We will learn a lot more from that than potentially smashing a shitty Cowboys team........

 

[Bazal]

Big Man Voice Hooper is saying Scott is 100% in tonight

 

[hybrideel]

Well i'm about to jump in the car and make the trip down the M1. See you merkins there

 

[84 Baby]

Well i'm about to jump in the car and make the trip down the M1. See you merkins there

On the M1? It's a bit out of my way but I'm in!

 

[Gronk]

We SHOULD beat the Rabbitohs tonight but what i have learned being an Eels fan is that they will make it as hard as possible to win or just not turn up, i.e. the recent Newcastle game.

100% right merkin. I never relax until the ref calls full time. I've spent too much on Eels Supporter Shock Therapy.

 

[Eelogical]

Closest call to tonight's crowd figure gets a free pump.

 

[Bazal]

Closest call to tonight's crowd figure gets a free pump.

Well there should be 20k Eels fans, but I don't see it having much appeal to neutrals, so 20,023....

 

[Eelogical]

Son is coming over later for the game. He's buying the pizzas and I have beers on ice. Of course, since he's driving I get all the beers. Mrs says she has no objection to us booking the big screen in the lounge room as she wants to watch the game too. I must be dreaming.

 

[Eelogical]

Well there should be 20k Eels fans, but I don't see it having much appeal to neutrals, so 20,023....

I'm going 23,553. I get to pump myself if I win.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

So, here's Luke Kelly's big chance against the Eels

 

[Sensei Cobra]

Son is coming over later for the game. He's buying the pizzas and I have beers on ice. Of course, since he's driving I get all the beers. Mrs says she has no objection to us booking the big screen in the lounge room as she wants to watch the game too. I must be dreaming.

Good times

 

[ash411]

Closest call to tonight's crowd figure gets a free pump.

I reckon it could be a big one, lots of people here already, heaps more outside, I'm gonna say 25K. But I'm gonna be way off, I'm shit at guessing crowds...

 

[strider]

Found out who the ref is tonight...

and if you were wondering, yes I made the gif, and yes it took longer than it should while at work on a Friday...

I dont mind badger as a ref

The GIF is ok too i guess

 

[Eelogical]

I reckon it could be a big one, lots of people here already, heaps more outside, I'm gonna say 25K. But I'm gonna be way off, I'm shit at guessing crowds...

Especially at ANZ.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The footage is actually sped up, and he's moving v e r y s l o w l y

The only thing faster is your taxi as it drives off before you've entered the passenger side.

Am I Rite Korny?

 

[Kornstar]

Vave to start with Alvaro on the bench.

Scott comes onto the bench.