The Silverdale Phantom
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Nice to see smuggies here smugging out. They like South’s they always have.
Let’s have a look at some of our beloved Smuglets:
Dylan
Worst fullback in the comp. Slow, no ball skills, can barely pass. About as exciting as a dead bird. Forgettable. Plays for $2.50 match payment. Loser poster-boy.
Charlie
Had a good game on debut. Done nothing since. They think he’s the next Fox. Country boy sucked into the smug vortex as he’s quite stupid. Dullard, simpleton. The boy in dads army.
Brian
Big strapping lad who hasn’t worked out that his mane hair cut makes his face look like it’s been smacked by a fish 100 times.
May
Hasn’t realised that a change of surname would help his career because his brother is an convicted sex pervert voyeur freak asshole.
Nate
Unlikely to play. That’s the whisper.
Let’s have a look at some of our beloved Smuglets:
Dylan
Worst fullback in the comp. Slow, no ball skills, can barely pass. About as exciting as a dead bird. Forgettable. Plays for $2.50 match payment. Loser poster-boy.
Charlie
Had a good game on debut. Done nothing since. They think he’s the next Fox. Country boy sucked into the smug vortex as he’s quite stupid. Dullard, simpleton. The boy in dads army.
Brian
Big strapping lad who hasn’t worked out that his mane hair cut makes his face look like it’s been smacked by a fish 100 times.
May
Hasn’t realised that a change of surname would help his career because his brother is an convicted sex pervert voyeur freak asshole.
Nate
Unlikely to play. That’s the whisper.