Rugby League Epitaphs

[Knight Vision]

Thurston

Got a contract with channel 9 and they started a campaign of bullshit to have me made an immortal.

 

[Knight Vision]

Cronk

Got a contract with Fox and they started a campaign of bullshit to have me made an immortal.

 

[Knight Vision]

The Australian Public

Bought the channel 9 and Fox campaigns hook line and sinker because we are as thick as dogshit.

 

[simmo05]

The Australian Public

Bought the channel 9 and Fox campaigns hook line and sinker because we are as thick as dogshit.

You forgot silly slater!

 

[_snafu_]

Mitch Rein: still waiting for Loz’s call

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Thurston

Got a contract with channel 9 and they started a campaign of bullshit to have me made an immortal.

You left out the laugh.


But its fine, he will never be worthy until he captains his side to a premiership....oh crap......he never completed a tackle..ever

 

[JamesRustle]

John Hopoate

Smell my finger

Mal has dibs on that one

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Ricky Stuart : I Told You I Was Hurtin"

Illawarra Steelers : Gong...But Not Forgotten.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Anthony Don : Was Don, Was Good

Aiden Sezer : Hail Sezer

 

[Lambretta]

How could I forget the immortal words of Mark Gasnier

f**k me, fire up, squirt sauce

 

[Perth Red]

Cummins credibility: Died 06/10/19

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

How could I forget the immortal words of Mark Gasnier

f**k me, fire up, squirt sauce

Just to add to that; Where the f--- are you? There's four toey humans in the cab.

Fittler: He’s the drunkest human I’ve ever seen.

Just proves league players are human.

 

[Lambretta]

Cummins credibility: Died 06/10/19

May I suggest Cummings
"I wish I had kept my arm straight"
Or
"Why didn't I just keep waving it?"

 

[taipan]

Gould."That wasn't a tackle around the neck, the neck starts around the ankles."
Mary McGregor." Trust me,I have a contract for life."
Buzz Sloth in shoosh"Spotted a retired obese NRL Sea Eagle's player having a Garlo's pie without tomato sauce, in a Woolloomooloo pub. Worse still he was wearing thongs and not using a knife or fork."
Paul Gallen" 'Nate Myles had a punchable head, all I did was prove the point."

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Justin hodges "gsnrydja fjskahfbr jakdurbskduf"

 

[myrrh ken]

Jeremy Schloss: "I only wear thongs now"

 

[mave]

Cummins.....I never said "six again"

 

[taipan]

Jeremy Schloss: "I only wear thongs now"

Julian O'Neill responds "bugger" by singing the song, I'l l never find another shoe.

 

[Captain Apollo]

Nate Myles: "Where's the loo?"

Todd Carney: "I need a drink, where's the bubbler?"

 

[Canard]

James Tedesco and Cooper Cronk - "Money Talks"