Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and even More Crap VI

[Eels Dude]

Where is boxy ? He never left the site during the school holidays

Boxy has finished school now hasn't he? He's probably busy enjoying Uni life and discovered women.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

That's a good point.
I know nothing about footy.
Do you think he'd make a good No. 9, or coming off the bench in the 14 jersey? His talent is wasted at fullback and I want us to get our money's worth, considering he's on a zillion dollars.

Suity

The only players we should be looking to move into the 14 are failed 5/8's.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Let's move Paul Taylor to the 2nd row, he's at least 60kgs.

#30yeardelayonuploadserver

 

[hindy111]

So maybe there signing Hyncliffe as a hooker?? Isnt MK meant to be useless??
Mk would make a decent lock forward IMO.
Couldnt Hyncliffe play 55- 60mins-Mk 20-25Mins at hooker and 20 mins in the backrow?
Id assume this would be hte planning if they sign Hyncliffe.
So where does that leave Seage or Kelly?

 

[hindy111]

As a hooker i think he would improve on MK's spot about 30%
As a second rower he would not match Reni or Ben smith in size power strength.
Looks how easily Paulo gets pushed around-We dont need anymore small hard working forwards.Rory brien can fill that role

 

[lingard]

Yeah I guess he would be a bit small defending on the fringes, perhaps an offensive EF/defensive CF. I'll admit in advance that I'm probably wrong about how he should be used, does that mean I'm less of a merkin?

Yes, it definitely helps. In fact, as far as merkins go, you only just qualify.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What is 'less of a merkin'? A merkin shaved into a brazilian?

 

[strider]

I would move Sio, Morgan and Blair to the second row. Well maybe not Morgan, but the other two for sure.

you can never have too many second rowers :thumn

 

[spiderdan]

What is 'less of a merkin'? A merkin shaved into a brazilian?

Why would someone shave a pubic wig? Surely it would be easier to just by a smaller one fashioned into the desired style.

 

[Parra Pride]

So maybe there signing Hyncliffe as a hooker?? Isnt MK meant to be useless??
Mk would make a decent lock forward IMO.
Couldnt Hyncliffe play 55- 60mins-Mk 20-25Mins at hooker and 20 mins in the backrow?
Id assume this would be hte planning if they sign Hyncliffe.
So where does that leave Seage or Kelly?

MK has been great for us this year so give some credit where it's due.

#MK>Hinchcliffe

 

[mickdo]

You forgot Hayne.
If ever I've seen a born and bred second rower, it's him.

Suity

Not with those knees

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If there are signings made why wouldn't they announce them though? Unless the club think alienating fans is a good thing...

Trickle feed mate.

Announcing a bunch of new signings now won't benefit anyone.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

It'll benefit me.

 

[strider]

what are u merkins posting in here for - SOO in on

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Oh shit it is too. I was watching Evan Almighty. f**k I've missed it. It's nearly over!!!

 

[strider]

:lol:

 

[Eels Dude]

Trickle feed mate.

Announcing a bunch of new signings now won't benefit anyone.

That is true Poupou. We should probably keep our entire squad for next year a complete secret to fans. It would be a very good marketing strategy. Instead of putting players photos in the membership brochure they can just have black silhouettes.

 

[bartman]

 

[hindy111]

MK has been great-i was beeing sarcastic-Hynchclife however is a better hooker than MK.

 

[oldmancraigy]

Darth Vader and Tin Tin.

Ok - I can see why we're giving Darth a run - his fend would be outstanding, but I imagine he'd get in a bit of trouble for choking?

Tin Tin I just don't understand. What's the point in signing a small bloke who is too old and who has a stupid dog that he brings to training??? Sack Kearney.