Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and even More Crap VI

[Suitman]

I believe that because apparently we don't talk to anyone apart from the players we actually do manage to sign.

Shut up idiot.

#NeverHappy

 

[Mr Pmatta]

FMD the Amigos are working the late shift tonight.

My contribution to their posts both prior and after this post are:-

Bullshit

Dickhead

LOL , and

Wanker

#3Amigos

:lol:

 

[Mr Pmatta]

whats the purpose of us signing coote? and Smith??? though Jeremy pretty much put those rumours to bed

Dont be so sure.;-)

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I believe that because apparently we don't talk to anyone apart from the players we actually do manage to sign.

lol it's funny because it's true. We are never talking to anyone.

 

[Gronk]

The FACTS are that only SK and Nolan know about recruitment plans. Any merkin who comes on hear stating that we made offers or didn't on blah blah players are talking out of their arses.

How do I know this ? Because only SK & Nolan have access to the Cone of Silence installed at Eels Academy.

Even when discussions about future players are conducted at training, SK & Nolan use the Portable Cone of Silence.

 

[Stagger eel]

lol it's funny because it's true. We are never talking to anyone.

yeah and if we are we're apparently offering overs...but does it matter? according to some of you lot no one will come to the club..

 

[Gronk]

yeah and if we are we're apparently offering overs...but does it matter? according to some of you lot no one will come to the club..

Amen brother.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

yeah and if we are we're apparently offering overs...but does it matter? according to some of you lot no one will come to the club..

I am actually very happy with our signings and re-signings. I reckon the club would be too.
Definitely no excuses from me next year.

 

[Stagger eel]

I am actually very happy with our signings and re-signings. I reckon the club would be too.
Definitely no excuses from me next year.

I never know whether you're taking the piss or not but I'm certain of one thing, our recruitment has definitely not finished.

 

[Parra Pride]

Who's next Stagger, $BW or Cameron Smith?

#MaybeFalou?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I never know whether you're taking the piss or not but I'm certain of one thing, our recruitment has definitely not finished.

I'm not joking. I will be happy if we can add 1 or 2 more.

 

[Jake the snake]

I'm not joking. I will be happy if we can add 1 or 2 more.

Dickhead.

 

[TheRam]

I never know whether you're taking the piss or not but I'm certain of one thing, our recruitment has definitely not finished.

You would think not. But the real question is what quality players can they attract without over paying, which will only jeopardise re-signing the games best player?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Dickhead.

Cocksmoker.

 

[The EELiminator]

Dickhead.

Cocksmoker.

just put your head in his mouth and you will both be happy

 

[El Diablo]

:lol:

 

[Jake the snake]

Cocksmoker.

That's harsh I was joking!! Far out.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

That's harsh I was joking!! Far out.

Sorry mate. I retract the cocksmoker.

No hard feelings.

 

[eels81236]

just put your head in his mouth and you will both be happy

9/10.

 

[Bigfella]

You have to admit, that is very funny.