Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and Other Assorted Crap VIII

[Avenger]

Who was the twelfth player we missed out on?

Brent Tate.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Brent Tate.

Really? Wow. I would of loved to see him at Parra.

 

[El Diablo]

Josh Massoud ‏@josh_massoud
Just heard @TheParraEels have signed @WindsorWolves hooker Dean Parata for next season #

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Dean Parata

 

[boxhead]

If he is a top 25 signing, that's interesting (Folau?).
Otherwise, another hooker is always welcome.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

If he is a top 25 signing, that's interesting (Folau?).
Otherwise, another hooker is always welcome.

I doubt it boxy.

 

[boxhead]

Yeah I know. Just saying.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

If he is a top 25 signing, that's interesting (Folau?).
Otherwise, another hooker is always welcome.

Depends on their hourly rates. You must earn more coin than me Boxy.

 

[natheel]

Always good to have depth

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

This year, we had two decent hookers playing reserve grade, not including Smith. Matty Hunt and Lancen Joudo. One might be on the move.

 

[oldmancraigy]

This year, we had two decent hookers playing reserve grade, not including Smith. Matty Hunt and Lancen Joudo. One might be on the move.

Well if we had 2 decent hookers playing reserves, why didn't we give one of them a shot in firsts when MK got injured???

Can't fathom why we'd play 2 crap hookers in the year when we had 2 decent ones in reserves...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Who is this Parata nuffy?!?!? We are the laughing stock!!! Sack the board!!!

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Well if we had 2 decent hookers playing reserves, why didn't we give one of them a shot in firsts when MK got injured???

Can't fathom why we'd play 2 crap hookers in the year when we had 2 decent ones in reserves...

My bad, i meant two decent reserve grade hookers. Not upto FG standard. Which is what im guessing this bloke is like. But, let's hope he is good enough for FG.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

This bloke deserves to be in the Wenty thread. This thread is for signings and crap.

 

[Noise]

This bloke deserves to be in the Wenty thread. This thread is for signings and crap.

What if it's a crap signing?

 

[eels81236]

Dean Parata

I don't like him. He looks like Morts' twin only post puberty and subsequent muscle growth.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

What if it's a crap signing?

Yes good point.

And he does look like Morts.

 

[Twizzle]

can we fit Quade Cooper under our cap ?

how much is he worth ?

 

[The Elephant In The room]

can we fit Quade Cooper under our cap ?

how much is he worth ?

Depends who he signs with. $3m/year at the Eels according to Schuey, or $50k at the Roosters

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He hasn't spent the past two years playing AFL so he can't be worth much.