Rumoured / Confirmed Signings

[Dragon Slayer]

May

No

 

[sladden road]

The wild and windy night that the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears, crying for the day
Why leave me standing here?
Let me know the way

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Ah the good old days.
Dan’s not leaving, he told me over lunch.

 

[sladden road]

Li

Not far from old bush…. Reckon Sladden has one of them too.

Lived very close to the corner of old bush.
The 80s penthouse mags we stashed the park had a few old bushes in them.

 

[Frenzy.]

May

"May, who is one of the competition's most impactful players, is believed to be on a little over $500,000 per year"

Love to have him but I doubt we have halfa mill for him. Unless the Rooters chip in. Has Flanno signng written all over him.

Who are Roosters clearing space for?

 

[Frenzy.]

Ah the good old days.
Dan’s not leaving, he told me over lunch.

4 and half hours till the circus comes to town!

 

[Frenzy.]

Li

Lived very close to the corner of old bush.
The 80s penthouse mags we stashed the park had a few old bushes in them.

I hid mine in me old man's wardrobe. Let that old bugger cop the flack if they were found.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Prediction time:
Trindall will sign for 3 years
DA will sign for someone else for 26, not the Dargons.
Ronnie to the Donks or Wahs for 26.
Brit to re-sign for 3 years.
Stoney for 2.
Captain Mac for 2 as well.
Teigh in for the 2 too.

Put your balls, or vags, on the line.

 

[Gardenia]

Did I hear correct that the Stinking Stains are offering Guthbo a FOUR YEAR contract?

If they have then they are madder than I already thought

No 3 years

 

[DJDL]

Prediction time:
Trindall will sign for 3 years
DA will sign for someone else for 26, not the Dargons.
Ronnie to the Donks or Wahs for 26.
Brit to re-sign for 3 years.
Stoney for 2.
Captain Mac for 2 as well.
Teigh in for the 2 too.

Put your balls, or vags, on the line.

Agree with all that except Ronnie re-signs and Katoa told he's free to look around a-la Royce earlier this year.

 

[Frenzy.]

Prediction time:
Trindall will sign for 3 years
DA will sign for someone else for 26, not the Dargons.
Ronnie to the Donks or Wahs for 26.
Brit to re-sign for 3 years.
Stoney for 2.
Captain Mac for 2 as well.
Teigh in for the 2 too.

Put your balls, or vags, on the line.

 

[Frenzy.]

Prediction time:
Trindall will sign for 3 years -
DA will sign for someone else for 26, not the Dargons.
Ronnie to the Donks or Wahs for 26. Or the Bulldogs to replace The Fox
Brit to re-sign for 3 years.
Stoney for 2.
Captain Mac for 2 as well. I think this is already done
Teigh in for the 2 too. Beagles

Put your balls, or vags, on the line.

My vag is adorned with a vajazzle!

 

[Frenzy.]

Just on McSkipper. I think he qualifies for the Veteran and Developed Player Allowance in 2025. Don't think we have any others who do. AFB on 9 years.

 

[Ozzi_78]

No

Why not. Don’t want to win games or dominate the other forward packs?

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Prediction time:
Trindall will sign for 3 years
DA will sign for someone else for 26, not the Dargons.
Ronnie to the Donks or Wahs for 26.
Brit to re-sign for 3 years.
Stoney for 2.
Captain Mac for 2 as well.
Teigh in for the 2 too.

Put your balls, or vags, on the line.

would be happy with all of this, except Tricky for 2 instead of 3

 

[glenmoresharkie]

f**k no Terrell May

 

[DJDL]

Why not. Don’t want to win games or dominate the other forward packs?

"May, who only this year signed a new contract worth around $950,000 over two years, has now been offered the chance to seek a deal elsewhere.
Sources with knowledge of the situation talking on the condition of anonymity said the Roosters feel May doesn’t fit the direction in which the club is heading."
Source

Read: "He comes from a long line of pharque wits and we've just discovered the level of his pharque wittery".

No thanks.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Things are floating about

 

[Ozzi_78]

Farkwits won us a comp. Let’s just keep our team of Tiegs and Nichos.

 

[glenmoresharkie]

May’s family are a disgrace. Two brothers who have both been sacked from the same club for off field behaviour, this bloke is exactly the same. I’d say he’s already done something wrong we don’t know about and the Chooks have seen enough.

 

[Ozzi_78]

Maybe. Maybe not.