Rumoured Signings and Even More Crap X

[strider]

Sounds similar to Poore. He only had to travel from Cronulla and look how that worked out.

The commute from the UK might be a strain

 

[natheel]

They are not going to say that publicly right now Nath.

Unless its quoted and someone has said they're going to force him to come then anything that suggests it at the moment is just a rumour. As far as we know hock is 100% committed to us and an offer from Salford has been put forward but he is committed to the club

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Fu**ing Salford. We should just start offering players money even after they have signed with other clubs.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

To be fair, Salford is one of the biggest crapholes on the planet, so the locals deserve a break every now and then.

 

[Chipmunk]

To be fair, Salford is one of the biggest crapholes on the planet, so the locals deserve a break every now and then.

Yeah Salford is not the flashed place on earth. Ive actually been to Salford and their ground to see a game of football back during the 1994 Kangaroo Tour. Not sure if they play at the same ground these days. I think Garry Jack was coaching them and Scott Mahon was even playing for them maybe. They had a nice little Club at the end of the ground, but bizarely it closed whilst the match was on!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Yeah Salford is not the flashed place on earth. Ive actually been to Salford and their ground to see a game of football back during the 1994 Kangaroo Tour.

Yeh, me too, but not to see footy unfortunately. They now have 'Salford Quays' which is a bit flashier....there's an album cover by The Smiths that is photographed there, but it certainly rated as a craphole 3 or 4 years ago when I found myself in the vicinity.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Look at the bouffant on Morrisey!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Unless its quoted and someone has said they're going to force him to come then anything that suggests it at the moment is just a rumour. As far as we know hock is 100% committed to us and an offer from Salford has been put forward but he is committed to the club

Parra are playing a fairly straight bat at the moment and pointing to the fact that he has signed a contract. It will be interesting to see what we do if Hock continues to insist that he does not want to come to Parra.

 

[Stagger eel]

Look at the bouffant on Morrisey!

If you're suggesting we should sign Morrisey than I think we should also make a play for his halves partner Johnny Marr

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I'm not 100% certain he'd be any better than Sandow.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Marr might not be able to put any players into gaps but he could play everyone some tasty licks in the sheds at halftime.

 

[Avenger]

NRL 360 have predicted that we will finish last and get consecutive spoons. If this happens it could send me over the edge.

 

[El Diablo]

the edge of what?

 

[Avenger]

the edge of what?

Sanity.

 

[EelsFan05]

Sanity.

Surely most of us are already over that edge. What's the next one?

 

[Sensai Cobra]

Look at the bouffant on Morrisey!

"Lads club"

Cue the Kearney jokes...

Or the gay ones.

 

[El Diablo]

Surely most of us are already over that edge. What's the next one?

surely no Parra fan can be sane?

 

[strider]

NRL 360 have predicted that we will finish last and get consecutive spoons. If this happens it could send me over the edge.

Serenity Now!!

 

[Twizzle]

Sanity.

too late

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Marr might not be able to put any players into gaps but he could play everyone some tasty licks in the sheds at halftime.

He's also familiar with being hit by 10 tonne trucks and double decker buses. Would be good prep for an eels career.