Rumoured Signings and Even More Crap X

[The Elephant In The room]

Will Hoppoate's pretty fast, isn't he?

On a bike, he's like Lance Armstrong (the Religious, non-drug using version). Can't remember what he's like at running though.

 

[emjaycee]

don't forget Morgan http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=404151

That thread was one of the funniest i have seen dug up
Love the Morgan haters and Blair lovers.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Current in the US with a bad case of jet lag.

Fantastic country but one thing that always freaks me out is the toilet bowls sit much higher. It's weird when you are trying to snap one off and the water in the bowl is just about touching your ar$e cheeks.

Anyone else had this problem?

 

[Suitman]

Current in the US with a bad case of jet lag.

Fantastic country but one thing that always freaks me out is the toilet bowls sit much higher. It's weird when you are trying to snap one off and the water in the bowl is just about touching your ar$e cheeks.

Anyone else had this problem?

Yes, in England.
Definitely not Mr Whippy friendly.

Suity

 

[Chipmunk]

Current in the US with a bad case of jet lag.

Fantastic country but one thing that always freaks me out is the toilet bowls sit much higher. It's weird when you are trying to snap one off and the water in the bowl is just about touching your ar$e cheeks.

Anyone else had this problem?

Ive always found it like peeing in a pool...

 

[mickdo]

Japan's weirder. Over there the toilet lids go up automatically when you walk into a stall. My butt cheeks just clench shut after that. Far too creepy.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Very true.

Not sure whether toilet technology needs to evolve like that. You'd think the boffins working on new sh!tters would use their skills for more useful purposes.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Japan's weirder. Over there the toilet lids go up automatically when you walk into a stall. My butt cheeks just clench shut after that. Far too creepy.

That's weird. You'd think the seats would go down.

 

[Bigfella]

Does anyone else think mickdo's automatic clenching butt cheeks are even odder than the automatic seats?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Ive always found it like peeing in a pool...

That reminds me of the swim up pools at resorts. It's always suss when blokes can down a dozen schooners in the pool without needing to go piss.

 

[Chipmunk]

Japan's weirder. Over there the toilet lids go up automatically when you walk into a stall. My butt cheeks just clench shut after that. Far too creepy.

Was in Japan in February. Almost every toilet seat was heated...didnt want to get off

 

[Chipmunk]

That reminds me of the swim up pools at resorts. It's always suss when blokes can down a dozen schooners in the pool without needing to go piss.

Yes I think that is one of the mystery's of resort life...

 

[guruminga]

Some guy on Facebook is saying that the club will be announcing another player to be released in the coming days along with Ben Roberts. He then went on to say it may be 3. Is he talking out of his rectum, or have others heard this too?

G

 

[Suitman]

Could be true but there's a lot of rectum talk here atm.

Suity

 

[guruminga]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/parrraeels/10151371766161431/?notif_t=group_comment_reply

Matthew Tate


Roberts not the only Parra player being released. Another being release to head to super league this week.

https://www.facebook.com/matthew.tate.35

Matthew Tate Taulima Toutai

Matthew Tate Heard a lot of whispers at the game last night.

Matthew Tate Could be 3 more signing could be announced soon

https://www.facebook.com/matthew.tate.35

Matthew Tate Morgan & Allgood has extended
And there could be a mid season hence releasing some players. Also heard about 3 more 2 were at the game last night

G.

 

[Chipmunk]

Some guy on Facebook is saying that the club will be announcing another player to be released in the coming days along with Ben Roberts. He then went on to say it may be 3. Is he talking out of his rectum, or have others heard this too?

G

No idea, but hopefully some people in the know from the site will be able to elaborate.

Realistically from the guys we have had play NRL this season, with the exception of Hayne, Mannah, probably Tanginoa and Loko, I wouldnt be too fussed if we released or didnt re-sign the entire squad from the end of the season if we can find a replacement for each player. There is a couple of other younger guys Id be disappointed about losing, but at the end of the day this overall squad isnt going to take us anywhere.

 

[guruminga]

Ahhh

https://www.facebook.com/matthew.tate.35

Matthew Tate They were just talking about it to each other on social media and I got screen shots and its their official confirmed accounts

I see.

G

 

[The Colonel]

Gorgeous George.

 

[Mr Pmatta]

Current in the US with a bad case of jet lag.

Fantastic country but one thing that always freaks me out is the toilet bowls sit much higher. It's weird when you are trying to snap one off and the water in the bowl is just about touching your ar$e cheeks.

Anyone else had this problem?

Yes for some reason it felt like an aeroplane dunny and just as loud, was not pleasant, this was in the US as well.

 

[Joely01]

I did see segearo (if that's how you spell his name) at the game last night, doubt what this guy is saying is true though.