Rumours and Stuff

[I'm a loser baby...]

Pretty sure you can play lawn bowls with your wang out as well.

I saw a gentleman about 60 years old walking down the street in Enmore the other day with his wang out, pissing. With no hands either. This was sometime around midday.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep.

You didn't even stop to say hello either you rude merkin.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Paddo Bowls used to specialise in this. Been a lot of pressure from locals to shut them down....not sure if it has happened yet.

That's where I used to go. Also Randwick, but they used to complain about one's behaviour if one was off one's face.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Paddo Bowls used to specialise in this. Been a lot of pressure from locals to shut them down....not sure if it has happened yet.

Paddo is shut.

Also, no beers on the greens!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yep.

You didn't even stop to say hello either you rude merkin.

Sorry mate. I was wearing my suede boots and it just felt like asking for trouble.

 

[Bazal]

Sorry mate. I was wearing my suede boots and it just felt like asking for trouble.

It's like Elvis always said....don't piss on my blue suede shoes...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oh dear....

 

[Twizzle]

Paddo is shut.

Also, no beers on the greens!

geez, its just about mandatory up here, if no beer was allowed no one would bowl

tries it once, it sucks, rather watch grass grow

 

[El Diablo]

Pretty sure you can play lawn bowls with your wang out as well.

don't forget to slip slop slap

 

[Gary Gutful]

It's like Elvis always said....don't piss on my blue suede shoes...

 

[Gary Gutful]

don't forget to slip slop slap

Of course. I might even put some sunscreen on as well.

 

[Bazal]

That dachshund looks like he knows all about peeing on suede shoes tbh

 

[Gary Gutful]

That dachshund looks like he knows all about peeing on suede shoes tbh

He also knows shit material when he sees it.

 

[Bazal]

He also knows shit material when he sees it.

Honestly I'm flattered at the subtle insinuation that I've got anything but shit material

 

[hindy111]

bs. You like them because they're the panthers.

There is no room left in the awesome fourseome but maybe they will let you clean up the mess?

 

[hindy111]

This is true.

But I'm wondering what will go wrong this season...

Tough group

 

[hindy111]

i don't want to know about perverted games you play with Gus and NFL f**king sucks

The games go for 3 hrs.But we have plenty of stops.
Oh I mean they...They.

 

[hindy111]

It's an acquired taste.
It helps if you have a team to go for, like most sports.

Nah i can watch every nfl game.Unlike league i struggle unless better sides

 

[hindy111]

Weren't allowed to drink but you could take a whole roast chicken on the green and devour it in three bites.

With your wang out

 

[Gary Gutful]

Honestly I'm flattered at the subtle insinuation that I've got anything but shit material

I'm not really good at this whole 'insult' thing.

You f**k.