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  1. El Diablo

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    i'm sure people into scat say that too
     
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  2. T.S Quint

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    Yes I'm sure they do.
     
  3. Obscene Assassin

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    Lawn bowls is the sport if you want to drink beers on the field.
     
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    bs. You like them because they're the panthers.
     
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    Given that Eritrea is a one party country, the Labor Party there would be about as popular as the NRL Referees Cheer Squad.
     
  6. Poupou Escobar

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    Or are they just unpopular because labor means work?
     
  7. Stevie

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    I am becoming a Cowboys supporter this Sunday I can tell you. I f**king hate the Storm!!
     
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    I am going to refer to the Storm as the "Storms" all week in the main Game Day thread over in the NRL section.... just to see how many folks I can piss off......
     
  9. Bazal

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    I tried that but I got too drunk too quick. Cricket has just enough action that you need to pace yourself.

    Plus I feel bad sledging my nan
     
  10. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Well, I'm gonna really confuse them and call them "Stormqvist".
     
  11. Mickyd39

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    I think i'll call them "dirty merkins"
     
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    More like you can take the sledging your Nan dishes out to you.
     
  13. Bazal

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    Nah she's ok, but her teammates are f**king vicious....
     
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    Can you actually take the beers into the greens though?

    With darts you can have a schooner in your hand the whole time you're playing!
     
  15. Poupou Escobar

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    You can (or could, a thousand years ago) bowl with a beer in hand (and a head full of pingers) at barefoot bowling, which is something the lawn bowls clubs used to put on to try and entice new customers to replace dying/decrepit members.
     
  16. Gary Gutful

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    Pretty sure you can play lawn bowls with your wang out as well.
     
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    Only if you have a doctors note about your dementia
     
  18. T.S Quint

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    Last time I did barefoot bowls a few years ago, we weren't allowed to drink on the greens. I was highly disappointed.

    This wasn't even some hoity-toity, fancy pants bowling club either - it was in f**king Campbelltown!
     
  19. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Paddo Bowls used to specialise in this. Been a lot of pressure from locals to shut them down....not sure if it has happened yet.
     
  20. Gary Gutful

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    Weren't allowed to drink but you could take a whole roast chicken on the green and devour it in three bites.
     

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