Rumours and Stuff

[El Diablo]

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/s...s/news-story/e9f57ca1cab1971697a788b3a0a3eb4a

HOOKED ON SALMON

In February we were asked to nominate a player for NRL rookie of the year. Your columnist named Parramatta teenager Jaeman Salmon. He missed the first five rounds with injury but has been playing for feeder club Wentworthville in recent weeks. He scored three tries against Wyong on Saturday. It won’t be long before Brad Arthur introduces the young five-eighth to the NRL squad.

 

[hineyrulz]

It's the worse!

Worrser!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

As Jim once said, "You're all a pack of arseholes!"

At least Jim has some sponsors FFS!

 

[Stevie]

At least Jim has some sponsors FFS!

f**king 4wd turbo cheating merkins.

 

[TheRam]

Stevie said he’s in senior management ffs. His job is to keep costs down. Sponsoring the Eels would get him rissoled from the corporate world forever.

f**k off you apologist rakehead, you have an excuse for everything.

You gotta spend some to make some merkin.

 

[hindy111]

I'm 32 and I'm sure as shit not mature, lol.

Maturity is a myth. Some people (most, IMO) never mature. Of course, most also don't drive unlicensed and flee from the coppers allegedly

When I was 19 I was driving home and didnt have my wallet on me. Police for some reason wanted to pull me over. I panicked and kept driving. Drove for 10mins with sirens going. Then I pulled over. I ended up in the back of paddy wagon. Would i do the same now? No.

 

[strider]

When I was 19 I was driving home and didnt have my wallet on me. Police for some reason wanted to pull me over. I panicked and kept driving. Drove for 10mins with sirens going. Then I pulled over. I ended up in the back of paddy wagon. Would i do the same now? No.

Rough streets of penruff

 

[Gronk]

 

[Poupou Escobar]

When I was 19 I was driving home and didnt have my wallet on me. Police for some reason wanted to pull me over. I panicked and kept driving. Drove for 10mins with sirens going. Then I pulled over. I ended up in the back of paddy wagon. Would i do the same now? No.

You should've said you thought they were highway rapists impersonating police, and you were on your way to the police station to get help.

 

[hineyrulz]

Kenny what a rascal, just give him a stern talking to a pat on the head and send him on his way.

 

[hineyrulz]

You should've said you thought they were highway rapists impersonating police, and you were on your way to the police station to get help.

He was heading to the safety of the Dukes house.

 

[Stevie]

When I was 19 I was driving home and didnt have my wallet on me. Police for some reason wanted to pull me over. I panicked and kept driving. Drove for 10mins with sirens going. Then I pulled over. I ended up in the back of paddy wagon. Would i do the same now? No.

 

[Gronk]

Kenny what a rascal, just give him a stern talking to a pat on the head and send him on his way.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Kenny what a rascal, just give him a stern talking to a pat on the head and send him on his way.

You can't f**ken help yourself can you?

 

[hineyrulz]

You can't f**ken help yourself can you?

Nah Sorry mate.


I’m a Merkin what can I say???

 

[Gary Gutful]

When I was 19 I was driving home and didnt have my wallet on me. Police for some reason wanted to pull me over. I panicked and kept driving. Drove for 10mins with sirens going. Then I pulled over. I ended up in the back of paddy wagon. Would i do the same now? No.

How did you explain this?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nah Sorry mate.

I’m a Merkin what can I say???

I don't really understand what today's outrage was all about given that everyone has been highly critical of Edwards.

You just like being a whiney merkin.

 

[hineyrulz]

You just like being a whiney merkin.

Well duh!!

 

[hindy111]

Rough streets of penruff

The 2nd time in paddy wagon was much worse.

 

[hindy111]

You should've said you thought they were highway rapists impersonating police, and you were on your way to the police station to get help.

I just said sorry had music up real loud and was excited to get home cause mums baking a pie.
They actually drove me home. Told mum im trouble and a smart ass. But no fine. Just had to photocopy licence and take to cop shop.
Ive had respect for cops after that.
I also recall being pulled up slightly over the limit and told im just over so aslong as promise you go straight home.
And another time drag racing I was let off as a teen. They said its unfair as other person got away and cause you said sorry and seem genuinely sorry we just give you a warning.

Cops are tops