Rumours and Stuff

[Gary Gutful]

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

sign him up.

 

[hineyrulz]

sign him up.

Bet BA doesn’t even talk to him!!

FFS!!

 

[Gronk]

DO NOT ever doubt AFL Guy’s work again.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Yep. Gutherson and French don’t provide anything in terms of rucking it out.

Gutho is normally pretty good.

 

[Bolgeel]

Gutherson can be very good. I am not sure he has the tools to be a Tedesco or Turbo tom

I think gutho has the potential to be JT like, not in talent but in desire and passion. His tools along with attitude will make him a very good player one day, just not sure what position yet but my feel is centre..

 

[Glenneel]

Has anyone seen our horrific run home? Expect a few floggings to come.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Has anyone seen our horrific run home? Expect a few floggings to come.

Like all the other floggings we got from top four sides?

 

[TheRam]

Wait, Hindy is part of the school?

Damn! I was hoping it was a bit more exclusive.

Don't you worry about that young Gary, the school is very exclusive indeed with only a membership of 3, which includes you. There is only one rule and that is when we meet up once a month behind the shed at my place, we're clothes free. Ah genius I here you say? Yes, total transparency, nothing to hide in our club mate. It's a true brotherhood of sorts, old style.

Then mostly we discuss which big burly palooka we would want to play in our team this time around and whichever name gets tossed around with the biggest response, or lets just say the greatest standing ovation, then he is the winner for that month and we post his name here on the forum and that Parra should make a play for him or else the coach and club are f**ked.

Then to show our appreciation of one another and for being part of such an exclusive and wonderful club, we finish it off with a massive group hug that somehow always seems to last a while, before we say our fare wells for that month. Something tells me that the hug may take even longer now that you have joined our delightful and I think special club. But that can only be a good thing, right?

And for all you envious dicks out there. No you can not join the club. Mind you we may reconsider to expand the club if you send pictures of lets just say your merits in joining us, to either Hindy or myself first. No guarantees of course, we are very discerning in our merits system and you would have to make a huge impression on us to change our no more members policy.

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**king brilliant Ram.

 

[Gronk]

Has anyone seen our horrific run home? Expect a few floggings to come.

What's a flogging ? By how many tries will we lose? Interested to know.

Rnd1 vs Panthers L12-24 3/3 tries
Rnd2 vs Manly L0-54 0/9 tries
Rnd3 vs Sharks L4-14 1/1 tries
Rnd4 vs Tigers L12-30 4/5 tries
Rnd5 vs Panthers L12-6 1/1 tries
Rnd6 vs Raiders L2-18 0/3 tries
Rnd7 vs Manly W44-10 7/2 tries
Rnd8 vs Tigers W24-22 4/3 tries
Rnd9 vs Sharks L20-22 4/4 tries
Rnd10 vs Dogs L12-20 2/2 tries
Rnd11 vs NZ L14-24 2/4 tries
Rnd12 vs Broncos L10-18 1/3 tries
Rnd13 vs Knights L4-30 1/5 tries
Rnd14 vs Cows W14-20 4/3 tries
Rnd15 vs Bunnies L24-42 5/8 tries
Rnd16 Vs Dragons L18-20 3/3 tries
BYE
Rnd18 vs Knights L16-18 3/3 tries
Rnd19 vs Dogs W14-8 2/1 tries
Rnd20 vs Bunnies L20-26 3/5 tries
Rnd21 vs Tits
Rnd22 vs Dragons
Rnd23 vs Storm
Rnd24 vs Cows
Rnd25 vs Roosters

 

[84 Baby]

What's a flogging ? By how many tries will we lose? Interested to know.

Rnd1 vs Panthers L12-24 3/3 tries
Rnd2 vs Manly L0-54 0/9 tries
Rnd3 vs Sharks L4-14 1/1 tries
Rnd4 vs Tigers L12-30 4/5 tries
Rnd5 vs Panthers L12-6 1/1 tries
Rnd6 vs Raiders L2-18 0/3 tries
Rnd7 vs Manly W44-10 7/2 tries
Rnd8 vs Tigers W24-22 4/3 tries
Rnd9 vs Sharks L20-22 4/4 tries
Rnd10 vs Dogs L12-20 2/2 tries
Rnd11 vs NZ L14-24 2/4 tries
Rnd12 vs Broncos L10-18 1/3 tries
Rnd13 vs Knights L4-30 1/5 tries
Rnd14 vs Cows W14-20 4/3 tries
Rnd15 vs Bunnies L24-42 5/8 tries
Rnd16 Vs Dragons L18-20 3/3 tries
BYE
Rnd18 vs Knights L16-18 3/3 tries
Rnd19 vs Dogs W14-8 2/1 tries
Rnd20 vs Bunnies L20-26 3/5 tries
Rnd21 vs Tits
Rnd22 vs Dragons
Rnd23 vs Storm
Rnd24 vs Cows
Rnd25 vs Roosters

Tits is a must win if we want to avoid spoon
Drags may be hurting from how much we exposed them last time. Then again St Choke may also turn up
Storm we'll need some Hayne inspired Slater bashing
Cows is a must win to avoid spoon, but equally I can envisage us playing them into form
Rorters hopefully will have position locked and look to coast against us, but equally we could just play shite so we can coast into Mad Monday

 

[Aenemus]

Tits is a must win if we want to avoid spoon
Drags may be hurting from how much we exposed them last time. Then again St Choke may also turn up
Storm we'll need some Hayne inspired Slater bashing
Cows is a must win to avoid spoon, but equally I can envisage us playing them into form
Rorters hopefully will have position locked and look to coast against us, but equally we could just play shite so we can coast into Mad Monday

You can immediately write off the Cowboys game.
It is JT's last ever home game. No way we'll be allowed to win.

 

[84 Baby]

You can immediately write off the Cowboys game.
It is JT's last ever home game. No way we'll be allowed to win.

*shrugs* it's not like Cows have done much in JT's last ever season, but as I said we could also finally play them into form (for 1 game at least) and that 1935 record winning margin could be under threat

 

[hineyrulz]

You can immediately write off the Cowboys game.
It is JT's last ever home game. No way we'll be allowed to win.

Billy Slater will still get MOTM though.

 

[Oscarman]

So we will be allowed to beat the Tits then floggings for the rest of them?

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Cows is a must win to avoid spoon, but equally I can envisage us playing them into form

We won't be allowed to win this match

 

[El Diablo]

So we will be allowed to beat the Tits then floggings for the rest of them?

Tits are our bogey team

 

[hineyrulz]

Tits are our bogey team

Everyone is our bogey team.

 

[Gronk]

Everyone is our bogey team.