Rumours and Stuff

[emjaycee]

Don't you worry about that young Gary, the school is very exclusive indeed with only a membership of 3, which includes you. There is only one rule and that is when we meet up once a month behind the shed at my place, we're clothes free. Ah genius I here you say? Yes, total transparency, nothing to hide in our club mate. It's a true brotherhood of sorts, old style.

Then mostly we discuss which big burly palooka we would want to play in our team this time around and whichever name gets tossed around with the biggest response, or lets just say the greatest standing ovation, then he is the winner for that month and we post his name here on the forum and that Parra should make a play for him or else the coach and club are f**ked.

Then to show our appreciation of one another and for being part of such an exclusive and wonderful club, we finish it off with a massive group hug that somehow always seems to last a while, before we say our fare wells for that month. Something tells me that the hug may take even longer now that you have joined our delightful and I think special club. But that can only be a good thing, right?

And for all you envious dicks out there. No you can not join the club. Mind you we may reconsider to expand the club if you send pictures of lets just say your merits in joining us, to either Hindy or myself first. No guarantees of course, we are very discerning in our merits system and you would have to make a huge impression on us to change our no more members policy.

At what part of the meeting do you remind each other to make sure you "like" each other's posts for the next month?

 

[hineyrulz]

At what part of the meeting do you remind each other to make sure you "like" each other's posts for the next month?

Thats written into the code of conduct.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

The definition of the club is that they like each other's 'posts'.

 

[forward pass]

That is a depressing list Gronk.

Looking at that, we could so easily have 6 or 7 more wins. Only penalties, goal kicking or bounce of the ball have cost us.

 

[Gary Gutful]

At what part of the meeting do you remind each other to make sure you "like" each other's posts for the next month?

At the start before we get drunk and naked.

 

[Gronk]

That is a depressing list Gronk.

Looking at that, we could so easily have 6 or 7 more wins. Only penalties, goal kicking or bounce of the ball have cost us.

Jag those 6 wins we'd be on 22 points and fringe 8.

 

[T.S Quint]

Don't you worry about that young Gary, the school is very exclusive indeed with only a membership of 3, which includes you. There is only one rule and that is when we meet up once a month behind the shed at my place, we're clothes free. Ah genius I here you say? Yes, total transparency, nothing to hide in our club mate. It's a true brotherhood of sorts, old style.

Then mostly we discuss which big burly palooka we would want to play in our team this time around and whichever name gets tossed around with the biggest response, or lets just say the greatest standing ovation, then he is the winner for that month and we post his name here on the forum and that Parra should make a play for him or else the coach and club are f**ked.

Then to show our appreciation of one another and for being part of such an exclusive and wonderful club, we finish it off with a massive group hug that somehow always seems to last a while, before we say our fare wells for that month. Something tells me that the hug may take even longer now that you have joined our delightful and I think special club. But that can only be a good thing, right?

And for all you envious dicks out there. No you can not join the club. Mind you we may reconsider to expand the club if you send pictures of lets just say your merits in joining us, to either Hindy or myself first. No guarantees of course, we are very discerning in our merits system and you would have to make a huge impression on us to change our no more members policy.

I just read every word of this post.

Now I need a nap.

And some cyanide.

 

[T.S Quint]

Jag those 6 wins we'd be on 22 points and fringe 8.

But a complete overhaul of the club and sacking the coach is in order.

 

[T.S Quint]

Tits is a must win if we want to avoid spoon
Drags may be hurting from how much we exposed them last time. Then again St Choke may also turn up
Storm we'll need some Hayne inspired Slater bashing
Cows is a must win to avoid spoon, but equally I can envisage us playing them into form
Rorters hopefully will have position locked and look to coast against us, but equally we could just play shite so we can coast into Mad Monday

Hopefully the Dogs and Cowboys cop a few good floggings as well to help us out.

 

[El Diablo]

That is a depressing list Gronk.

Looking at that, we could so easily have 6 or 7 more wins. Only penalties, goal kicking or bounce of the ball have cost us.

and dud decisions plus a B grade coach

oh and AFL guy

 

[Suitman]

That is a depressing list Gronk.

Looking at that, we could so easily have 6 or 7 more wins. Only penalties, goal kicking or bounce of the ball have cost us.

You forgot to add stupid mistakes like dropping the ball, poor defensive reads and kicking out on the full that allowed other teams back into matches.

 

[84 Baby]

At the start before we get drunk and naked.

I think you need to reread Ram's post. There's no mention of drinking

 

[Gronk]

You forgot to add stupid mistakes like dropping the ball, poor defensive reads and kicking out on the full that allowed other teams back into matches.

True, but the point was (for whatever reason) that we are losing the games that are 1/2/3 tries a piece.

 

[Eelogical]

At what part of the meeting do you remind each other to make sure you "like" each other's posts for the next month?

One could only imagine, but to speak out and bring 'The Club' into disrepute risks a $10,000.00 fine.

 

[Eelogical]

Does 'The Club' have a name, CEO, Chairman?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Does 'The Club' have a name, CEO, Chairman?

Well, they've already broken the first rule of 'The Club'.

 

[Suitman]

True, but the point was (for whatever reason) that we are losing the games that are 1/2/3 tries a piece.

I understood that.
My point was that it might not have been 1/2/3 tries apiece without so many stupid errors. We could have won those games easily. I feel sorry for BA. We have been in so many games this season, and thrown them away.
The rot started in Rd 1 vs the Panthers.

 

[Eelogical]

I understood that.
My point was that it might not have been 1/2/3 tries apiece without so many stupid errors. We could have won those games easily. I feel sorry for BA. We have been in so many games this season, and thrown them away.
The rot started in Rd 1 vs the Panthers.

It's best to put in in confectionary terms. We start each game thinking we are as hard as Cobbers, but after half time we become Peanut Brittle. By the end of the game we are reduced to Polly Waffles.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The team needs a psychiatrist. Or an exorcist.

 

[Stagger eel]

It looks like Matagi has left the club affective immediately.....nice to see the club has done their bit and let its members know