Rumours and Stuff

[Eelogical]

Some people are only f**kwits on the piss. If they don't start drinking (a decision made when sober and sane) then they're fine.

How do explain the game day threads on here, then? Are you saying that everybody gets on the piss?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Can people who are inherently f**kwits suddenly not be f**kwits?

I think some can....but identifying the two sub-samples is problematic.

Look at George Washington. He f**ken cut down his father's apple tree, but he got better. And Jean Valjean. he did ok. Gary Glitter on the other hand....

 

[Incorrect]

The market decides. Moses is worth more than Gutherson.

Exactly. Guth can be as pissed as he wants to be but at the end of the day only 1 club tabled him an offer. His options were very limited and if he'd waited any longer he could have potentially earned less if injury had occurred.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I think some can....but identifying the two sub-samples is problematic.

Look at George Washington. He f**ken cut down his father's apple tree, but he got better. And Jean Valjean. he did ok. Gary Glitter on the other hand....

Nelson Mandela hasn't reoffended since he got out of jail.

 

[Suitman]

Nelson Mandela hasn't reoffended since he got out of jail.

Did HE really offend in the first place though?

 

[StEely Matt]

Eels have re-signed Moses for 3 years.

Source: Members email

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2019/06/08/parramatta-eels-club-re-sign-mitchell-moses/

 

[Bazal]

Massive LOL at Lodge being an Origin level prop.

He's a psychotic young Aiden Tolman

 

[Eelogical]

I think some can....but identifying the two sub-samples is problematic.

Look at George Washington. He f**ken cut down his father's apple tree, but he got better. And Jean Valjean. he did ok. Gary Glitter on the other hand....

I dunno. Charles Darwin's theory of evolution suggests 'descent with modification'. In other words, a f**kwit will remain a f**kwit but descendants will need to adapt to survive (not be such a f**kwit).

 

[Bazal]

I dunno. Charles Darwin's theory of evolution suggests 'descent with modification'. In other words, a f**kwit will remain a f**kwit but descendants will need to adapt to survive (not be such a f**kwit).

Unless their ancestors survived by being f**kwits. Then they will evolve into bigger f**kwits.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I dunno. Charles Darwin's theory of evolution suggests 'descent with modification'. In other words, a f**kwit will remain a f**kwit but descendants will need to adapt to survive (not be such a f**kwit).

Yes, well I'm a Lamarkian.

 

[Eelogical]

Unless their ancestors survived by being f**kwits. Then they will evolve into bigger f**kwits.

It's quite possible, yet here we are in 2019 and I'm getting on the piss in anticipation of the game and subsequent posts.

 

[T-Boon]

Suck whit to Guthersons agent who lost big time to Moses agent. Darwin’s theory of evolution says Gutherson should fire his agent and hook up with Moses agent.

 

[Gazzamatta]

The market decides. Moses is worth more than Gutherson.

Cant agree more. Lets hope the market is right. Obviously MM and Gutho dont share managers.

 

[Soto]

Suck whit to Guthersons agent who lost big time to Moses agent. Darwin’s theory of evolution says Gutherson should fire his agent and hook up with Moses agent.

Just need to extend Dylan Brown and then we have 1,6,7,9 confirmed for the next 2-3 years. Football club review in action right there

 

[Gazzamatta]

I think some can....but identifying the two sub-samples is problematic.

Look at George Washington. He f**ken cut down his father's apple tree, but he got better. And Jean Valjean. he did ok. Gary Glitter on the other hand....

Shouldnt have though. If Russell Crowe had of got his hands on the thieving bastard early there's no way he'd have become Mayor.

 

[Eelogical]

Speaking of markets, is Parklea Markets still a goer?

 

[The EELiminator]

Speaking of markets, is Parklea Markets still a goer?

from memory i think it still sells veges and plants but not a full market

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Cant agree more. Lets hope the market is right. Obviously MM and Gutho dont share managers.

In previous years Gutherson's manager's grubby tactics probably would've gotten overs out of us.

 

[Eelogical]

not

Too bad. I always liked the cheap meat I got from there.

 

[The EELiminator]

How do explain the game day threads on here, then? Are you saying that everybody gets on the piss?

can you blame us?