Rumours and Stuff

[Bazal]

He’s an absolute gun, with bat or ball.

He'll be batting 6 for Afghanistan in all formats shortly. Just an amazing cricketer

 

[hineyrulz]

Thunder should of won that by 20+

 

[hineyrulz]

He'll be batting 6 for Afghanistan in all formats shortly. Just an amazing cricketer

If Swepson was half the cricketer if Rashid I would understand Warne’s dribble.

 

[Bazal]

If Swepson was half the cricketer if Rashid I would understand Warne’s dribble.

Why the f**k did Gillard fast track citizenship for f**ken Fahwad Ahmed, and we can't get certified sportsfan Scotty From Marketing to have a word to Rashid??

 

[hineyrulz]

Wrong thread, do agree

lol I finally livened up this thread.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Cricket mincers.

 

[Bazal]

Cricket mincers.

We can both hurl projectiles at your head faster than the legal speed limit on any Aussie road.

And then we might bowl at you, also.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Honestly Baz, post more mate. The amended post made me snort all over the place. But now stop because there's only so much I can allocate to cleanup.

What did it say? Looks like he's deleted it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

We can both hurl projectiles at your head faster than the legal speed limit on any Aussie road.

And then we might bowl at you, also.

I have strong wrists. I'll just cut you for six.

 

[Bazal]

I have strong wrists. I'll just cut you for six.

That's fair. I am a bit of a pie chucker.

PS I didn't go the masturbation joke because I've gotta get strong wrists somehow right?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just be careful when changing hands.

 

[Eelogical]

What did it say? Looks like he's deleted it.

Nothing to see here. Get a life.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nothing to see here. Get a life.

He wouldn't have said that.

 

[Eelogical]

He wouldn't have said that.

He said something about you, Hiney and a lime scooter. Let it go, FFS!

 

[Gary Gutful]

He said something about you, Hiney and a lime scooter. Let it go, FFS!

What did he say? I'm gonna have that merkin!

 

[Bazal]

What did he say? I'm gonna have that merkin!

Look, I didn't want to bring it up, but since you won't drop it...

He said you're a VB drinker who would lose to @hineyrulz in both a fight and a dick measuring contest

 

[Gary Gutful]

Look, I didn't want to bring it up, but since you won't drop it...

He said you're a VB drinker who would lose to @hineyrulz in both a fight and a dick measuring contest

2 out of 3 aint bad.

 

[Eelogical]

What did he say? I'm gonna have that merkin!

I just told you, Hindy, FMD! You can't get to Canberra soon enough.

 

[Bazal]

2 out of 3 aint bad.

Yeah but calling someone a VB drinker is f**ken unforgivable.

 

[Eelogical]

Yeah but calling someone a VB drinker is f**ken unforgivable.

We all make mistakes. I used to VB and KB when I didn't know any better. Actually, it was when I was too young to go buy beers on my own so I flogged them from my brothers stash. He always had bad taste, I should have known better.