Downhill skier...only ever capable of providing 20 minutes in the middle of the match.
Two dyslexic blokes are at the top of ski slope
One points to the slalom run and says, "Fancy zig zagging down the slalom run?"
The other replies,"Zig zag? Don't you mean zag zig?"
After ten minutes arguing whether slalom involved zig zagging or zag zigging, they both decide to ask someone at the bottom of the slope.
They put their goggles on and down the slope they go. They reach the bottom and see a man about to make his way up the hill.
"Excuse me mate, could you settle an argument for us? When you go down a slalom run do you zig zag or zag zig?"
The bloke paused for a moment and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help you. I'm a tobogganist."
So the pair replied, "Fine, give us two packs of Marlboro then."