Rumours and Stuff

[Stagger eel]

I still made a merkin of myself, but I remembered it all the next day.

Well that's the main thing mate... we all need to strive for greatness.

 

[El Diablo]

I just said they couldn't speak.

but you said you've never spoken to them so maybe it's all your fault for being rude and ignorant

 

[El Diablo]

Yeah, luckily for him.

bet the no touching thing doesn't go down well with his missus

 

[Gary Gutful]

but you said you've never spoken to them so maybe it's all your fault for being rude and ignorant

Well I was going to give you a bite of my lamington but you can get f**ked now.

 

[El Diablo]

Well I was going to give you a bite of my lamington but you can get f**ked now.

i don't like the f**kers

 

[Gary Gutful]

Because they don't talk to you?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Well I was going to give you a bite of my lamington but you can get f**ked now.

You'll still let him lick a dollop of icing off your finger though won't you Gaz?

 

[El Diablo]

Because they don't talk to you?

because i don't like chocolate

 

[Gary Gutful]

You'll still let him lick a dollop of icing off your finger though won't you Gaz?

That's not icing.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm guessing it's not your finger either.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You merkins and your inside jokes!!

 

[hineyrulz]

bet the no touching thing doesn't go down well with his missus

Depends if she has a headache or not.

 

[hineyrulz]

When I was a youngster I went to this party (BYO). After I'd finished the VB longneck I'd brought along, I started nicking VB twist tops from the fridge. At some stage my mate noticed that they all had different random bottle tops on them. I reckon they had been replaced with light beer because I remained sober. I still made a merkin of myself, but I remembered it all the next day.

Sounds like a regular day for you on LU?

 

[84 Baby]

When I was a youngster I went to this party (BYO). After I'd finished the VB longneck I'd brought along, I started nicking VB twist tops from the fridge. At some stage my mate noticed that they all had different random bottle tops on them. I reckon they had been replaced with light beer because I remained sober. I still made a merkin of myself, but I remembered it all the next day.

Or piss of the more literal sense. That's what you get for nicking beers... or just for drinking vb

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Sounds like a regular day for you on LU?

The difference is these days I know which shitty beer I'm drinking because I f**ken paid for it. I also no longer have any mates.

 

[jk13]

What's fan base then?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Okay so I have one friend.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Just reading on silvertails forum that Turbo bros will be offered a "package deal" of 4.5 mill over 3 years. That's 1.5 mill between the 2 meaning 750k each year average. Is Tom Turbo 6 times the player French is? Assuming that Bev will be on around 150k from next year onwards.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Depends if she has a headache or not.

That's why you should always start by bringing her a Panadol. When she says 'I haven't got a headache', you've then ruled that excuse out.

 

[Twizzle]

It just means Manly are desperate