Right, so just on the "you can win a comp with shit halves" argument. Here are all the winning halves since 2000:
2016 – Maloney and Townsend (Sharks)
2015 – Morgan and Thurston (NQ)
2014 – Keary and Reynolds (Souths)
2013 – Maloney and Pearce (Roosters)
2012 – Widdop and Cronk (Storm)
2011 – Foran and Cherry-Evans (Sea Eagles)
2010 – Hornby and Soward (Dragons)
2009 – Won’t put Storm in here for fear of being roasted
2008 – Lyon and Orford (Sea Eagles)
2007 – Wont put Storm in here for fear of being roasted
2006 – Lockyer and Perry (Broncos)
2005 – Marshall and Prince (Tigers)
2004 – Sherwin and Anasta (Bulldogs)
2003 – Campbell and Gower (Panthers)
2002 – Fittler and Wing (Roosters)
2001 – Andrew Johns and Sean Rudder (Knights)
2000 – Ikin and Walters (Broncos)
You can argue that some of these players have been shit during periods of their career but how many of them were shit during the year that they won?
Realistically, only Shane Perry and perhaps Sean Rudder (although I reckon Knights fans would argue otherwise).