If you hear the sound of German porn.
The sound of monkeys wacking off.
Just don't ask me what it was.
Semi Radradra flies to Fiji to see family but tells friends he won't be coming back, strings his club along for a fortnight, tells a reporter on the ground he doesn't know whether he'll return or flee to French rugby, still thinks about doing so after the NRL tells his manager he'll never play here again if he walks out on his contract, finally reaches out and tells his club he's coming home, then when he lands back in Sydney is arrested by police, taken to a nearby cop shop, and at 3am charged with three counts of domestic violence involving his estranged partner.
Are Parramatta going to let him play against Cronulla? Of course they are.
At some stage, the Eels have to stand for something. By rushing Radradra back for the match against the Sharks on Saturday night, they show they're more about winning no matter the cost, no matter who walks over the top of them.
Parramatta wanting to win at all costs ... Sound familiar?
On Friday morning, NRL head of integrity Nick Weeks phoned Eels interim boss Ian Schubert who is auditioning for the role of chief executive and strongly advised against playing the 24-year-old winger.
For most of the day, the few people left in charge at Parramatta were unsure what to do. In the end, coach Brad Arthur got his way. Radradra will play, despite threatening for the past 14 days to walk out on the club. Go figure.
Of course, the bruised and battered Eels were damned either way.
Let Semi play and all those noises about there being no room for domestic violence in our game suddenly sound hollow.
Don't let Semi play and he is being denied the presumption of innocence over untested claims from Perina Ting, his former partner and mother of their 18-month-old daughter, that he assaulted her.
Roosters centre Shaun Kenny-Dowall was afforded the same presumption of innocence last season when accused of domestic violence from his former partner, Jessica Peris. He was allowed to keep playing and was in February this year cleared of all 11 charges.
It's a given that Radradra is allowed to have his day in court, which will be next Tuesday in Parramatta.
But, for the past fortnight, Radradra and his manager, George Christodoulou, have treated the club and the game with contempt; just another bad act in the circus of Parramatta.
No matter which way the Eels want to spin it, they were not clear until Thursday morning if Radradra would be coming home until he finally called them and said he would.
No matter which way the Eels want to spin it, Radradra and his manager were very serious about the winger playing rugby in France until Weeks told Christodoulou his client would be banned and sued for damages if he walked out on his Eels contract.
What the Eels also won't say is that their welfare department has gone above and beyond in nursing Radradra and his partner through a difficult time.
Despite all of this, he will trot out onto the field Southern Cross Group Stadium on Saturday night.
Does Semi Radradra mean that much to Parramatta? Apparently so.
Former Eels star Jarryd Hayne hasn't helped the matter, making light of the will-he-stay-or-will-he-go-to-Bordeuax saga concerning his former teammate.
The pair were about to board the same flight from Fiji to Sydney on Thursday afternoon but decided to add to the chaos one last time.
Hayne had been given leave from the Fijian rugby sevens team to see his family and also seek treatment on some niggling injuries, although his "God be up to something" post on Twitter had everyone in a lather about a possible return to the NRL.
Nobody plays the international man of mystery like the Hayne Plane.
Then Hayne tweeted a video using the "face swap" app on his phone ask a 10-year-old to explain what it is where he pretended to be Radradra. "Big Bula from everyone back home, see yers all soon," he said. "Just went on holiday. What's everyone carrying on for?"
No longer at the San Francisco 49ers and now training in relative obscurity in Fiji as he chases his Olympic dream, Hayne's new platform for relevance is social media.
Someone close to him needs to tell him what his former senior Eels teammates would have already said: grow up.
Radradra had police waiting at Sydney Airport, ready to slap him with serious domestic violence charges. And here Hayne was cracking jokes on Twitter, adding to the maelstrom.
These are such precarious times at Parramatta.
Those on the outside can shake their heads and chuckle in disbelief at the madness of it all, but speak to those inside the walls of the club and they are white-knuckling every day.
At the end of next week, they are expected to finally have their 12 competition points ripped off them for salary cap rorting. They would effectively need to win all of their remaining matches to keep their slim finals hopes alive.
Meanwhile, there is deep concern about the welfare of Kieran Foran.
Then there's the eternal struggle for a new board to come in and seize control. When that happens is anyone's guess but it cannot come quick enough.
Parramatta need someone to take control. They need a boss. They need one more than the next win and they need one more than Semi Radradra.
By PHIL ROTHFIELD
TWO years ago, I slammed the NRL for allowing South Sydney Rabbitohs centre Kirisome Auvaa to continue playing after he was charged with domestic violence.
Today, I urge the NRL to do the opposite and allow Eels superstar Semi Radradra to continue playing.
The differences in these two cases are very clear.
Auvaa had pleaded guilty to recklessly causing injury and assault. There was no argument.
Radradra is a different story. He has been found guilty of nothing and he deserves his day in court and the presumption of innocence.
Surely the case of Roosters winger Shaun Kenny-Dowall, who faced 11 charges of domestic violence last year, has taught us that.
Many people, including Premier Mike Baird, wanted him stood down from the NRL.
The charges were later thrown out of court on flimsy evidence.
This is why Radradra should not be forced to stand down from Parramatta for Saturday nights match against Cronulla.
Semi Radradra is set to return to action for the Eels against the Sharks. Picture: Adam Taylor
Whether youre a football superstar or a bricklayer, everyone is entitled to that presumption of innocence until proven otherwise. Its the way law and order works in this country.
Back in 2010, the then NRL boss David Gallop suspended Brett Stewart for a month after he was charged with sexual assault. He, too, was found to be innocent.
Yet his reputation was damaged forever, partly due to the NRLs actions.
No one supports White Ribbon and violence against women organisations more strongly than your columnist.
A white ribbon sits on top of my column every Sunday as a mark of respect to the organisation and the victims they support.
I, like many others, have zero tolerance towards men being violent towards women.
Even more so when it involves a big, bulked-up football player.
If charges are proven against any NRL star, or any football player for that matter, I support life bans.
But not until we know all the facts and that they have been thoroughly tested in a court of law.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...s/news-story/b5ccc1add700ac1de03e5db49b21b476By JESSICA HALLORAN
FOOTBALLERS charged with domestic violence should be immediately stood down.
You might say, what about Shaun Kenny-Dowall who was acquitted.
This is not about innocent until proven guilty or overlooking Radradras denials of wrongdoing issued through his sister this week.
This is about setting a tone, a standard, that criminal charges mean something in the rugby league world.
The NRL needs to send a message to the wider community that charges of violence against women are a serious issue.
The governing body needs to show that criminal charges are a bigger deal than whether or not a footballer laces up the boots on game day.
That criminal charges are more serious than your team winning.
That, can you believe it, criminal charges rank above a footy game.
The USs NFL implemented a Personal Conduct Policy at the end of 2014 after footage of star Ray Rice dragging his fiancee, who he had knocked out after he punched her in the face, emerged on gossip website, TMZ.
Now, when NFL players are charged, there is a specific criteria for paid leave for an individual formally charged with a crime of violence, including domestic violence, sexual assault and child abuse.
Add to that a baseline suspension of six games without pay for violations involving assault, battery, domestic violence, dating violence, child abuse, other forms of family violence, or sexual assault, with consideration given to possible mitigating or aggravating circumstances.
Theyre just criminal charges, so what?
And that sentiment of so what was evident from the time Radradra casually arrived back at training on Friday.
Radradra, who is alleged to have kicked his girlfriend when she was pregnant, was back at Parra training like nothing had happened.
By allowing Radradra to play on Saturday night, the NRL and the Parramatta Eels are indicating to the wider community that its not a big deal.
But it is a big deal.
Enough is enough and now it needs to change.
Nah. I was into Belinda Carlisle.
Why Semi Radradra's Parramatta Eels contract may mean little in court of sport
Date
July 1, 2016 - 6:00PM
Darren Kane - Sports Lawyer
For a fleeting 36-hour period last week I was swanning around Fiji Suva to be precise. The journey from airport to hotel, in a rust-bucket Mercedes taxi equipped with a debatable ability to come to a complete stop on command, shall remain scalded into my cerebral cortex for years.
So I'm told, Semi Radradra arrived at the same airport, the previous day. I know this because one of his fellow jet-setters told me, thus, it must be true. So, in considering the high likelihood that Suva's cabal of cab drivers are a reasonably tight bunch I interrogated my chauffeur, Basil, as to the location of Radradra's secret underground lair. Whether Basil was running interference for Semi or not, I don't know, but Basil had more intel about how to find Batman.
Conversely, Basil was a font of apoplexy on discussing the upward-spiralling price of the root stock of the kava plant, a consequence of the havoc wreaked by Cyclone Winston. Which was a problem, as it's a moderately desperate situation, putting a driver incandescent with rage behind the wheel of a 1992 Merc when its only certain method of stopping is ploughing into a wall of granite.
One suspects there's an element of the same desperation in this week's "messaging", that the Parramatta Eels might entertain releasing Radradra from the remainder of his NRL contract. Provided, of course, that Semi pays the club roughly $700,000 comprising the salary that Radradra would otherwise earn from the Eels between now and the end of 2017, plus $200,000 to compensate the Eels for the "damage" its brand will suffer if the club is forced to bid Radradra adieu.
It's a long bow to draw for Parramatta to contend that Radradra's prospective departure to chase Gallic riches might dent the Eels "brand". In order to inflict damage on something it's first necessary to establish that same thing actually exists. Given the lingering stench that hangs over the Eels, resulting from years of orchestrated salary cap jiggery-pokery, the incessant recriminatory back-stabbing and political skulduggery and players fraternising with members of society who are apparently persona non grata, it's no certainty that Radradra's upping sticks would, indeed could, inflict materially greater pain. Such matters cannot be assessed as if occurring in a vacuum.
But that issue notwithstanding, a contract is a contract, not a mere suggestion. Absent the important protections offered to parties to binding contracts, professional sports in the 21st century could not survive. Therefore if Radradra attempts, at some point in the not-too-distant future, to high-tail it to a chateau in south-west France, what exactly should whatever's left of the Parramatta management decide to do?
The starting point is that this could be a hypothetical question. According to information published on the Australian website of the French Consulate-General, professional sportspeople applying for the necessary visa, to live and ply their trade in France, must submit a national criminal history record check and other related information (the corresponding Fijian website is unclear). If Radradra is convicted of the serious assault charges laid on Thursday night and in connection with the apprehended domestic violence order obtained by his estranged partner, musing about Radradra playing in France will become an arid exercise. If his passport is not suspended as a condition of bail, remember that Australia and France have an extradition treaty in place (Fiji has extradition legislation, but no treaty with Australia).
Nasty stuff. Those matters aside, Radradra is an Eels employee. By reference to the NRL's standard playing contract, which each player signs, Radradra has promised to always act in the best interests of the NRL and Parramatta. Further and this is important if a French sojourn is on the cards Radradra has promised to not participate in any football match in any football code, without the Eels' and NRL's say-so. No Latvian rugby league, no Icelandic soccer, no French rugby.
Yet as is so often the case in professional sport, the sanctity of contract often means little. So again, what if Radradra, or any Eels player, tries to jump ship and head to European rugby?
The starting point is that Parramatta would have to make a crucial decision. There is a concept in law known as repudiation. Essentially, in any contract (an employment contract, or not) if a party conducts themselves in a way, which evinces an intention to no longer be bound by the contract they entered into or if that party behaves as if to indicate they'll perform the contract only if and when it suits them the "innocent" party can accept the repudiation, terminate the contract and sue for damages. If an NRL player abandoned his club, the club could arguably proceed without affording the player any hearing before termination.
In the alternative, the innocent party may elect to affirm the contract and exercise their contractual rights (provided they also undertake to meet their contractual obligations).
Deciding which path to take necessitates an evaluation of many factors. Nobody wants to employ a person who is disgruntled to the point he'd happily shift countries to dodge a freely-made contractual promise. The courts won't force someone to work for you, although they might stop the employee working for someone else. Thus, dropping the termination guillotine and then chasing any damages can be an attractive option. Embracing the contract and enforcing your end of the bargain is more problematic.
The Sonny Bill Williams case is often cited as the precedent in these matters. But Williams' scurrying to Toulon in 2008 is different to the hypothetical of Radradra pitching tent where Le Tricolour flies. When Williams departed for France he had nearly five years left on his playing contract. Moreover, he owned valuable real estate and other assets in Australia.
This property was open to attack by the Canterbury Bulldogs and the NRL if Williams breached the injunctions handed down by the Supreme Court restraining Williams from playing French rugby. Although Williams had given the same promises that Radradra and every NRL player makes, Radradra's asset position in Australia is radically different. No doubt Radradra would tell you that's the club's fault.
Quite the conundrum, but one suspects that the Eels might be best to cut and run, should the opportunity present itself. Damage to the "brand"? Please
Darren Kane is a Sydney sports lawyer
Marlene Dietrich for me.
well I feel even more confident in agreeing with Slothfield thenI don't.
I'd stand Semi down this week for welfare grounds, allowing him paid time to prepare for court on Tuesday and recognising that he missed almost a week ofyraining with the team. Give Bureta a go.
Peter Fitzsimons gives our club a roasting in his column yiday, and rightfully so imo.
A absolute f**ken deadshit of the highest order.
The dumb merkin doesn't realise that we are all in the private part of this forum talking about how dumb he is.
Who would have thought so many people would keep that 'How dumb is Fanbase?' thread going?