Rumours and Stuff

[oldmancraigy]

I have very bad news for you......

The grass isn't greener?

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gronk]

Desperate clubs do desperate things. But if I'm totally honest nothing against the kids, but I hope they end up being total fizzes while they are at your club. Then they get cut and another team picks them up like the Dolphins for peanuts and they come of age and brain it.

Or just as they are coming good and Latu Fainu is turning 22 years of age, a strong and well placed Titans or Dolphins comes over the top and poaches them.

But that's just me a merkin that hates to see my neighbouring rivals do well. A weak and hapless Tigers is great news for a strong and powerful Eel. We love having you guys next door as a feeder club. Everything is just right and balanced in the force when the Tigers are easy meat to eat. I mean how wonderful would it be if Parra medically retired our busted and useless baldy number 9 and used that money to convince Api that the grass is way greener over here at Parradise? Now that would be one Hell of a great day would it not?

May the Tiger always be sh*t!

If you choose to loiter in a rivals forum you must expect to cop it deluxe from time to time. It's the least we can do.

derp

 

[Tiger5150]

The grass isn't greener?

The grass is lush, green, young and ready to boom at Concord. Api loves it.

 

[Chipmunk]

I dont think Lussick is coming mate. With Roby injured, they need to keep him.

Isn't Roby's issue an 11 day stand down due to concussion?

 

[Gronk]

Isn't Roby's issue an 11 day stand down due to concussion?

Do NOT come here with facts !

 

[Gronk]

Also Roby is like 37.

 

[Eelogical]

That's because they are both massive units for their respective positions. So physically they are ahead of many juniors of their age.

Sanders even though tall for a half, is lighter and still needs to fill out. Once he gets into all the protein shakes and gym sessions they will inflict on him and he is a year or two older, he too will be physically ready for the onslaught. With his superior kicking game he is almost guaranteed to be an NRL player. It will all come down to how much he will be willing to listen and learn and how much he wants it.

I just hope we can re-sign him at 22-23 years of age. We will need someone that can kick like him again when Moses retires. Unless of course the endlessly and brilliant production line at the Eels have unearthed another future star in the mean time.

I dunno, mate. Could we deal with a merkin called The Colonel? I know that Parlow would be excited, but still.

 

[hineyrulz]

Thanks for the warning, Ill be prepared if it ever happens.

 

[hineyrulz]

That’s nothing. TheRam got his bowel perforated and was back in full contact the following night!

That was just a quiet night in Bones on Bones.

 

[Eelogical]

That was just a quiet night in Bones on Bones.

How much is annual membership? Do they have any pokies? Asking for a mate.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Also Roby is like 37.

Well, we’ve got a much younger hooker on the books they might like to swap Lussick with.

 

[hineyrulz]

How much is annual membership? Do they have any pokies? Asking for a mate.

Need to know the special handshake as well apparently. Just passing on what I know.

 

[TheRam]

Reminds me of that time with Matty Johns back in his playing days with the Sharks boys...

(Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-05-07/matthew-johns-in-group-sex-scandal/1675926)

Bukkake

 

[Tiger5150]

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[Gazzamatta]

I dont think Lussick is coming mate. With Roby injured, they need to keep him.

Well thats disappointing!

 

[Eelogical]

Well thats disappointing!

Our fate is in our Hands.

 

[Tiger5150]

Our fate is in our Hands.

I wouldnt be surprised if Simpkins ends up with you guys

 

[Twizzle]

Could we deal with a merkin called The Colonel?

didn't he manage Elvis

 

[Jake the snake]

We should let him go early and pick an outside back in return. Savage or Čotrić would do.

I’d take savage