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Thank you Mr Kelly.
The odd sojourn into matters less forensic can sometimes provide a kindly reprieve from what some argue is undue pain and suffering accompanying our support for our club.
By way of addendum, I find myself duty bound to mention that the surprising discovery of the lower temperature lettuce, was initially occasioned by bite and ensuing mastication.
A lively temperature battle within the mouth commenced between the warm beef and cold lettuce occurring simultaneously-not unlike the effects of a dessert presenting as a hot pudding or pie and cold custard or indeed, vice versa.
A sense of confusion prevailed momentarily and the otherwise easy decision to consume a cold beverage was unnervingly suspended.
Alas, on the balance, the cold lettuce was eventually victorious as the kebab cooled over time.
I was expecting the kebab to hit a temperature equilibrium, but this hope was in vain.
All things considered, I would have preferred the kebab to have maintained a higher temperature over the consumption event.
But the perfect kebab is an elusive prey.
