Mary meets with Johnson for an emergency meeting regarding the club, role play:
Johnson: “So, Mary, what has been going on so far in season 2019? The team is 3rd last, the worst defensive side, for and against of -100 and fans sick and tired of poor results?”
McGregor: “Well, Brian, you really have to look at season 2019 so far in a proper perspective. First we lost De Belin in the pre-season. We played a solid first half for the first two games. Then we lost Gareth in round 3, which was a game we won too, so that is spectacular. So after that I went on a 4 game winning streak and was rightly deserved with a new contract. You know we won 3 of those games by 2 points or less, and we beat the Bulldogs! Then you know we played 3 weeks straight of one good half; Second half in ANZAC Day, first half against Parra, first half against Warriors. In the process we lost Normy, which was a big loss for us, we also ahd Korbin out. Round 11 we led the first half by 1 point even with our 65% possession, then we lost Jammer and Timmy, which made us lose you Cronulla, but hey that was an exciting game! Again we beat the Bulldogs, which was really something Brian. Then we lost Zac before round 14, which was a turning point because we lost McInnes as well after the 20 minute mark. You know, you stop the game after 20 and we would have won. Round 15 we beat the Cows, another special victory. Week after we lost to Melbourne by 2. I count that as a win through because we were so close. Then we lose to Canberra and Penrith big, but you know, that’s becaude of all of the other reasons I told you early. We can still win the grand final Brian!”
Johnson: “Mary, I sincerely apologising your ability to coach this side. Truly we can win the 2019 premiership. So when should I re-sign you another 2 years? Now? Seasons end? Or after round 2 next year?
McGregor: “Maybe Round 2 after we are leading the table”.
Johnson: “Done and dusted! Sorry for ever doubting your incredible coaching abilities”
Never change Mary you spastic!
