The Silverdale Phantom
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Great half time speech by Mez tonight, got everyone up and going.
And the losing press conference:
“ Training run, charity-many homeless gnomes will find new gardens to fish in. Brings it home to you for sure.”
“ Not a bad effort against a full strength rabbits charity shield side. That was almost their grand final side in the second half. Cooke ran amok all night. Issac Luke played strongly for them off the bench. He’s clearly their best...”
“ I don’t really want to discuss it, but I need to talk about jdb....
And had you won:
“ You can see the all the measures, that I, as Head Coach have implemented, are bearing fruit against one of the class squads of the nrl.”
“ this is the side I’ve always wanted.
“Not a bad effort against a full strength rabbits side.“
“Cam had a great game despite him not actually playing, but the meditation boys tell me he was channeling Widdop who played well
all evening.”
“ Sailor? Mate he was awesome at prop tonight. Mark my words, he will be carrying water to the boys one day.
“Thank you everyone, I need to go, designer management have booked me a float at the Mardi Gras with the missus.....No... I don’t know much about it, but I’m supposed to be wearing drag... huh? Blonde wig I think...
Whatever he said to the boys at half time...sheesh. The old white board is back unlike the responsibility.
A trial run at excuse making is a blessing for Mez to hone in on his skills. Finely crafted, hes back.
Not a single board member is going to bat an eyelid at the woeful backline defence tonight when more bad decisions were taken than good ones. Souths sent on their muppets at half time, and that was more than enough to secure a 30 plus point turnaround.
Anyway, the roosters were flogged back to 1974 or whenever they entered the comp. The bears looked terrible.
Injuries are all that matters in these things. Yawn fest otherwise.
And the losing press conference:
“ Training run, charity-many homeless gnomes will find new gardens to fish in. Brings it home to you for sure.”
“ Not a bad effort against a full strength rabbits charity shield side. That was almost their grand final side in the second half. Cooke ran amok all night. Issac Luke played strongly for them off the bench. He’s clearly their best...”
“ I don’t really want to discuss it, but I need to talk about jdb....
And had you won:
“ You can see the all the measures, that I, as Head Coach have implemented, are bearing fruit against one of the class squads of the nrl.”
“ this is the side I’ve always wanted.
“Not a bad effort against a full strength rabbits side.“
“Cam had a great game despite him not actually playing, but the meditation boys tell me he was channeling Widdop who played well
all evening.”
“ Sailor? Mate he was awesome at prop tonight. Mark my words, he will be carrying water to the boys one day.
“Thank you everyone, I need to go, designer management have booked me a float at the Mardi Gras with the missus.....No... I don’t know much about it, but I’m supposed to be wearing drag... huh? Blonde wig I think...
Whatever he said to the boys at half time...sheesh. The old white board is back unlike the responsibility.
A trial run at excuse making is a blessing for Mez to hone in on his skills. Finely crafted, hes back.
Not a single board member is going to bat an eyelid at the woeful backline defence tonight when more bad decisions were taken than good ones. Souths sent on their muppets at half time, and that was more than enough to secure a 30 plus point turnaround.
Anyway, the roosters were flogged back to 1974 or whenever they entered the comp. The bears looked terrible.
Injuries are all that matters in these things. Yawn fest otherwise.
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